Role-Play Generator

[Ian_Chimp]

A few from the other topic:

@Ian_Chimp

Oooh, I got ‘Farmer & Student’.

A geography field trip goes terribly wrong, and one poor student is left behind. To make matters worse they’ve left their bag on the coach. Stranded in a remote location with night closing in fast, and no phone, no money, and no snacks - what are they going to do? Luckily they see a farmhouse in the distance…

@Rob36

How about this. The hard working European student veg picker goes to the farmer on pay day looking forward to spending their wages on some shiny new sex toys. Unfortunately the bad weather has destroyed half the farmers crop and now that he’s not getting his EU subsidy anymore he can’t afford to pay her, so offers payment ‘in kind’ in the form of sexual favours and a large cucumber?

@SexInTheCity

Oooh, doctor & secretary.

Secretary: “I’ve had a number of complaints with patients in pain… It’s time for a taste of your own medicine.”
Brings out the crop and cane from under the desk, using the Dr’s stethoscope as a gag.

@Ian_Chimp

Teacher and Sheep

While searching for a lost student on a geography field trip a desperate teacher takes refuge in an abandoned barn. The weather had been miserable all day, and now darkness had fallen a storm was brewing. They hugged their parka closer to them, and huddled in the corner to try and stay warm. Alone in the dark, all wet, cold and miserable, they waited for the rain to stop. Then they felt a warm, heavy presence at their side, and a gentle ‘baaaa’ in their ear. It turns out the teacher wasn’t as alone as they thought… The sheep took pity on the poor, bedraggled human, and snuggled in for warmth. As their eyes met in the moonlight, they felt a connection neither of them could deny…