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Im back.. I have electric once again and a phone line... I feel spoilt :P
As for the double dutch depends :P and the tulip is ok up mi bum..where else do tulips go :P lololol
I have once again been over come by water as the second flood takes hold lol...I need a rubber dinger I think...
But we made the most of the dark when the electric was cut off, we played monopoly by candle light then made love in the quite dark... it was actually really nice... wasnt bothered at all about the lack of electric!!
BTW the monopoly is not the standard it is a home made one much more fun !!