ASSparagus
Knickerbocker gloryhole
ASSparagus
Knickerbocker gloryhole
Sirloin Steak with a creamy dickcheese sauce and steamy Stilton balls.
With a side order of potatoes Gissontetes
Nobgoblin beer
Big MELONS starter, large chicken BREASTS with hot fresh plums with a squirt of CUMquat to finish, perfect
Nowt finer than a cumshot for dessert… Oh I mean cumquat
CUMglazed donuts with hot COCKolate and ASSMALLOWS - yummmm
Creamed aubergine.
Anything with spurted cream
Sticky Belgian bums
Cream Horn
Saucey chicken breasts
Fishy fingers
Orgasmic juice
Queef burger
Crispy cock and spermcakes
ButtOxtail Soup
Love egg mayonnaise
Chilli cum Carne
Spaghetti bollocknaise.
(I’m hungry now)