I’m in the process of creating a sexy set of rules for UNO? I’ve had a look online and somehow noone has ever made an erotic set of rules. Once I’ve figured it out I’ll put them up on here….. if I’m allowed @Lovehoney_Brenna ?
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@JGood and @Spanky know a thing or two about creating fun, sexy games. I’m sure they’d be happy to help if you get stuck for ideas 
I’ve got most of the rules sorted, going for 2 player at the minute as that’s most likely the most common to be played. Although I’m sure quite a few people would like a group set of rules lol
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Go for it! I’m sure if people want to add players they can make their own rules based on yours
I would definitely love a copy. I have a full UNO set with the dealing machine.
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I won’t be charging or anything daft like that, doubt I’d get a patent or make any money anyway lol. Once I’ve got the couples edition done I’ll post on here
Ok here it is, please give some feed back. We haven’t played yet as the Mrs is in too much pain ATM so please let me know if it doesn’t work lol
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Two-Player “Sexy” Uno
**The Goal:** Empty your hand without “breaking” (climaxing).
**The Rule of Two:** Since there are only two of you, playing a **Skip** or **Reverse** means your partner is “frozen” and must endure the action while you immediately play another card.
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Red: The Oral & Intimate (Heat)
* **Odd (1, 3, 5, 7, 9):** Deep, wandering kisses on the neck, inner thighs, or chest.
* **Even (2, 4, 6, 8):** Direct oral stimulation on their most sensitive spot for 60 seconds.
* **0 Card:** **The Deep Dive.** 3 minutes of uninterrupted, intense oral focus.
* **Skip:** The partner must “beg” for their next turn while you use your mouth to tease them.
* **Reverse:** Swap roles; the person who was receiving must now perform a Red Even action.
* **Draw 2:** Two minutes of heavy, naked grinding/dry humping.
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Blue: The Impact & Restraint (Power)
* **Odd (1, 3, 5, 7, 9):** The partner must have their hands held or tied behind their back for 2 rounds.
* **Even (2, 4, 6, 8):** Four firm “Impact” strikes (spanking) followed by a forceful, breathless kiss.
* **0 Card:** **The Collar.** The partner must follow “Master/Servant” protocol for the next 5 minutes.
* **Skip:** The partner is “Restrained”—they must remain in a position of your choosing until their next turn.
* **Reverse:** The “Sub” becomes the “Dom”; the power dynamic flips instantly.
* **Draw 2:** The partner is blindfolded and “disciplined” (spanks/bites) for 2 minutes.
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Yellow: The Exposure & Stripping (Sight)
* **Odd (1, 3, 5, 7, 9):** Remove one piece of clothing. If naked, perform a 30-second “Show.”
* **Even (2, 4, 6, 8):** Remove two items. If naked, stay in an “open” or spread position for 3 rounds.
* **0 Card:** **The Full Reveal.** Both players must match the nudity level of whoever is most exposed.
* **Skip:** The partner must play the rest of the game in a highly compromising, exposed pose.
* **Reverse:** You choose one item of clothing for the partner to put back *on* (increasing their frustration).
* **Draw 2:** The partner must give you a 2-minute “Exhibitionist” lap dance.
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Green: The Sensory & Edging (Touch)
* **Odd (1, 3, 5, 7, 9):** Light, agonizingly slow “feather-touch” over their “hot zones” using only fingertips.
* **Even (2, 4, 6, 8):** Manual stimulation (hand/fingers) until they are clearly “aroused,” then stop abruptly.
* **0 Card:** **The Forbidden Fruit.** 2 minutes of intense stimulation where the partner is forbidden from moving or making noise.
* **Skip:** “The Denial”—The partner cannot be touched or touch themselves for the next 3 turns.
* **Reverse:** Mirror touch; the partner must touch themselves exactly where and how you touch yourself.
* **Draw 2:** 2 minutes of vigorous manual play using lube or oil, stopping just before the “brink.”
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The Wild Cards: Progressive Escalation
Track how many of these have been played. The stakes rise with every card.
### **The Wild Card (The Progressive Dare)**
* **1st Played:** A 2-minute “Full Body” massage (completely naked).
* **2nd Played:** 3 minutes of “69” (strictly no release).
* **3rd Played:** “Free Use”—For 5 minutes, the partner is your object; you do as you please.
* **4th+ Played:** The partner must hold a “sex position” of your choice while you “use” them without finishing.
### **The Wild Draw 4 (The Edging Gauntlet)**
The victim draws 4 and submits to partner-led masturbation.
* **1st Played:** 1 minute of intense, fast-paced manual stimulation.
* **2nd Played:** 3 minutes of stimulation, building speed until they are “close,” then stopping.
* **3rd Played:** Stimulation continues until the partner is “on the edge” (multiple times if possible).
* **4th Played:** **The Ultimate Edge.** You bring them to the absolute brink of orgasm, then stop and force them to play the rest of the game in that state.
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The Orgasm Forfeit
If either player has an orgasm (accidental or otherwise) before the winner lays their final card, the game ends.
**The Forfeit:** The “Loser” (who finished) is now at the “Winner’s” mercy. For the next 30 minutes, they must perform any sexual service requested by the Winner. The Loser is strictly forbidden from r
eceiving any further pleasure during this time.
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Sounds like you have it well figured out! Nothing to add. Have fun with it!
I will once the Mrs isn’t in too much pain
I wholeheartedly agree!
Meanwhile there’s me who wagered my submission on a game of battleships against one of my gamer partners, but if I win, I get bragging rights 
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Thanks @Tenshadesandme for the shoutout and @deanodude for thinking about it
What about the draw +4 cards - Self pleasure for 2 minutes while they talk dirty to their partner.
Come on @Spanky we can do better
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Now on to designing a group version. This one may not be great as I’ve no experience in group scenarios apart from in my head lol
Oooh now there’s a thought
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Sound base rules I can see it working for 2 or more just add your partner or the person the frozen action ends up on. if it stops on a gender you do not play with everyone at the table can interact with someone playing the game
I’ll admit I have used AI to help write the rules but the ideas for the categories etc were mine
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You are keeping it simple that’s the important part about all of this.
It would be quite easy to go mad with it. The group one is proving tricky. Need advice from people that have been involved in group scenarios really, for how things work best in general, obviously with a hard baseline of consent
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I think the problem is group situations vary. I’ve been in a polycule where both partners were involved with me and two where the women had nothing to do with me, ones where sex was fine and one where sex was off the table.
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I’ll let someone with experience morph my rules for a group. Presumably for their set group if they have one
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