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Ian Chimp wrote:
Ian Chimp wrote:
A nice early weekend offer of £30 off £60+ (unlimited30). Valid until Sunday at midnight. 👍🙂
As well as the £30 off one there's also a £20 off £40+ one too (2040wknd). Also valid until midnight Sunday. 🙂👍
Good to know, as always! Our lingerie £30 0ff £60 was a disaster - I've written about it on another thread. I need to read between the lines of some product descriptions / reviews, I think.
It will all go back, to be spent again another day!
How did you get on with the Wet Look Coquette Basque, Ian Chimp?
No idea where this has popped up from, but it's got 70% off. 🙂
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=42666
There's also a '25% off if you buy two treats' offer too (25off2). Valid until midnight tonight.
And, if time you've not spotted it, an extra 10% off everything (auto-applied at checkout). 👍🙂
Ian Chimp wrote:
No idea where this has popped up from, but it's got 70% off. 🙂
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=42666
There's also a '25% off if you buy two treats' offer too (25off2). Valid until midnight tonight.
And, if time you've not spotted it, an extra 10% off everything (auto-applied at checkout). 👍🙂
Hang on... so if I buy something like Lelo Mona plus a tube of lube I get 25% off even though only one would be on sale. Then I'd get another 10% off?
My credit card dreads me opening this thread 
Yes, you could do that. But you also have the Unlimited 25% off voucher in your account page, so you could just use that instead of adding the lube and the 'two treat' code. 🙂
Edit: So the Lelo Mona 2 would rattle down to £74.58 after getting the 10% discount, plus the Unlimited 25% off
Ian Chimp wrote:
Yes, you could do that. But you also have the Unlimited 25% off voucher in your account page, so you could just use that instead of adding the lube and the 'two treat' code. 🙂
Edit: So the Lelo Mona 2 would rattle down to £74.58 after getting the 10% discount, plus the Unlimited 25% off
Thanks. I think. Well, I'm definitely thanking you but my credit card definitely isn't!
I'm wavering between that and the We-Vibe Nova (which has been on my wish list forever and I was hoping to get if there was ever another 50% off).
I bought my Mona years ago second-hand (but brand new) from a friend who had it from the boyfriend she dumped the next day. Dumped because despite him buying her many toys over the last few months of their relationship she just could not orgasm in any way, shape or form with him. She had a quick wank on her day off when he wasn't around and came to the conclusion that it wasn't her it was him. So she kept a few of the toys and sold the rest that she hadn't used.
It was a great decision by her. We'd all been hoping she'd see the light as the guy was an absolute pig.
Anyway. Mona. I've loved mine but still have Georgiana that taught me my g-spot isn't dead. I never managed that with Mona but she was amazing on my clit or internal with a bullet. She's well-worn out now and is more of a pffft than a buzz but she's still a great dildo.
And I really don't need another one, but... She'd be a good buy at that price. Not a £20 deal granted, but I wouldn't wish a bloke like that on anyone no matter how cheap they'd sell their toys for.
Okey dokey. Thanks anyway. I'll do a bit of mulling before midnight.
I'm going to pop these on here even though the forum is all jumbled up. Hopefully someone can still make use of them. 🙂
£10 off £20+ (10off20) and £25 off £50+ (25off50)
Both valid until midnight Sunday (18th Aug). 🙂👍
Ian Chimp wrote:
I'm going to pop these on here even though the forum is all jumbled up. Hopefully someone can still make use of them. 🙂
£10 off £20+ (10off20) and £25 off £50+ (25off50)
Both valid until midnight Sunday (18th Aug). 🙂👍
Thank you!
The jumbled up forum is very irritating - almost as much as me realising how often I use it once I can't!
Also, @VR: my half price (£30 off £60) Tango was waiting for me on my return from holiday - thanks for the tip! It's been charging and I suddenly feel oh, so tired... might have to lock myself in the bathroom for an hour!
MsR wrote:
Ian Chimp wrote:
I'm going to pop these on here even though the forum is all jumbled up. Hopefully someone can still make use of them. 🙂
£10 off £20+ (10off20) and £25 off £50+ (25off50)
Both valid until midnight Sunday (18th Aug). 🙂👍
Thank you!
The jumbled up forum is very irritating - almost as much as me realising how often I use it once I can't!
Also, @VR: my half price (£30 off £60) Tango was waiting for me on my return from holiday - thanks for the tip! It's been charging and I suddenly feel oh, so tired... might have to lock myself in the bathroom for an hour!
Well, MsR? Did you manage to get a bit of, um, rest in the bathroom?
Ian Chimp wrote:
I'm going to pop these on here even though the forum is all jumbled up. Hopefully someone can still make use of them. 🙂
£10 off £20+ (10off20) and £25 off £50+ (25off50)
Both valid until midnight Sunday (18th Aug). 🙂👍
I think you are the resident expert in getting the best bang for our buck (!) so just thought I'd test your ingenuity: I have £69.98 worth of goodies in my basket, and using the 25off50 code brings it down to £44.98. This is brillliant, but I'm wondering if there is a way of knocking a bit more off that you might know of?
It is lingerie again, so I'm prepared for another fail as I send back as much as I keep, but at worst if I keep one item at its original price that would be £34.99.
I'm going to play around with buying them as separate orders...
How do you find these offers? I think I'm signed up for everything...
MsR wrote:
I think you are the resident expert in getting the best bang for our buck (!) so just thought I'd test your ingenuity: I have £69.98 worth of goodies in my basket, and using the 25off50 code brings it down to £44.98. This is brillliant, but I'm wondering if there is a way of knocking a bit more off that you might know of?
It is lingerie again, so I'm prepared for another fail as I send back as much as I keep, but at worst if I keep one item at its original price that would be £34.99.
I'm going to play around with buying them as separate orders...
How do you find these offers? I think I'm signed up for everything...
With these type of coded offers you want to land your basket on as close to the £20/£50 as possible to get the biggest percentage off (50%). Any amount over the minimum threshold is just extra, non-discounted bumph, and therefore gives you a diminishing percentage off the higher over the minimum you go. If you have a few items you want then multiple orders is definitely the way to go. 🙂👍
The jackpot is when there's an item (or ten) with 50% or more off on the site, and then you get a £20 off £40+, etc voucher to add too. Then you get your stuff for 75% off (or sometimes even more). 👍🙂
Ian Chimp:
With these type of coded offers you want to land your basket on as close to the £20/£50 as possible to get the biggest percentage off (50%). Any amount over the minimum threshold is just extra, non-discounted bumph, and therefore gives you a diminishing percentage off the higher over the minimum you go. If you have a few items you want then multiple orders is definitely the way to go. 🙂👍
The jackpot is when there's an item (or ten) with 50% or more off on the site, and then you get a £20 off £40+, etc voucher to add too. Then you get your stuff for 75% off (or sometimes even more). 👍🙂
Thanks  as I thought. I'm falling between two offers. I'll let my basket sit for a while and just enjoy 'window shopping'. I'm guessing some nice new things might arrive in the autumn...
MsR wrote:
Thanks as I thought. I'm falling between two offers. I'll let my basket sit for a while and just enjoy 'window shopping'. I'm guessing some nice new things might arrive in the autumn...
It's frustrating when that happens. If you're looking for ideas the 3 for £15 offer can be quite good for topping up a basket. It's mainly bits and bobs, but it's not bad for stocking up on lube and toy cleaner (especially with the coded offer too).
3 for £15 https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/special-offers/16772/?sort=pricedesc
I love this masturbation cream. It's our go-to for a hand job. 🙂👍
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=25006
The Unlimited voucher used to be £20 off £40+ rather than 25% off £40+. Now that was a real temptation. 🙂 They also used to have a long-running offer of 20% off if you bought two Lovehoney toys that combined with it as well. I loved tweaking baskets to get them just right. 🙂
The forums are still bonkers - posts still out of order and no chance of a quick edit to anything either, but I'm still going to post this in case it is helpful.
I had in mind a couple of lingerie pieces for £34.99each. Added together with the 25off50 code bought the price down to £44.98.
Ian Chimp suggested splitting the order.
So I bought each £34.99 item separately and added £15 of hosiery, essentials etc to each order - which sounds like I'm spending £30 more than necessary but two separate orders, using the code each time = just over £100 worth of kit for £50ish in total.
So I've spent £5-6 more than if I had just bought the two garments on one order, but got an additional £30 worth of things I will use anyway for that difference.
Happy dance! (from me, not my credit card).
I always try on the main item first - if it doesn't suit then it can go back with the rest of the unopened order, which means I also lose the hosiery etc buut it keeps returns simple and I don't get stung for just returning part of an offer.
Ian Chimp wrote:
MsR wrote:
Thanks as I thought. I'm falling between two offers. I'll let my basket sit for a while and just enjoy 'window shopping'. I'm guessing some nice new things might arrive in the autumn...
It's frustrating when that happens. If you're looking for ideas the 3 for £15 offer can be quite good for topping up a basket. It's mainly bits and bobs, but it's not bad for stocking up on lube and toy cleaner (especially with the coded offer too).
3 for £15 https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/special-offers/16772/?sort=pricedesc
I love this masturbation cream. It's our go-to for a hand job. 🙂👍
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=25006
The Unlimited voucher used to be £20 off £40+ rather than 25% off £40+. Now that was a real temptation. 🙂 They also used to have a long-running offer of 20% off if you bought two Lovehoney toys that combined with it as well. I loved tweaking baskets to get them just right. 🙂
I've just posted before reading this - but great advice! I split the order and added £15 to each - only ended up paying £5-6 more. 
I guess they have to vary the offers so that they still make a profit at the end of the day. But tweaking baskets is fun.
I haven't seen that masturabtion cream before - looks interesting and I will show MrR. We tend to include fingerwork / handjobs /oral etc in with foreplay rather than as the main event, so we just use our usual sliquid lube - which I also use for solo play but maybe a tube of this by the shower would be appreciated! Not sure what young teen sons would think...
Thanks for flagging it up - we tend to have long sessions and I've been wondering recently how to work in a few 'quickies' given that neither of us is 25 any more... but that will be a different thread.
Ian Chimp wrote:
I love this masturbation cream. It's our go-to for a hand job. 🙂👍
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=25006
The Unlimited voucher used to be £20 off £40+ rather than 25% off £40+. Now that was a real temptation. 🙂 They also used to have a long-running offer of 20% off if you bought two Lovehoney toys that combined with it as well. I loved tweaking baskets to get them just right. 🙂
MsR wrote:
Ian Chimp wrote:
I love this masturbation cream. It's our go-to for a hand job. 🙂👍
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=25006
The Unlimited voucher used to be £20 off £40+ rather than 25% off £40+. Now that was a real temptation. 🙂 They also used to have a long-running offer of 20% off if you bought two Lovehoney toys that combined with it as well. I loved tweaking baskets to get them just right. 🙂
I guess they have to vary the offers so that they still make a profit at the end of the day. But tweaking baskets is fun.
I haven't seen that masturabtion cream before - looks interesting and I will show MrR. We tend to include fingerwork / handjobs /oral etc in with foreplay rather than as the main event, so we just use our usual sliquid lube - which I also use for solo play but maybe a tube of this by the shower would be appreciated! Not sure what young teen sons would think...
Thanks for flagging it up - we tend to have long sessions and I've been wondering recently how to work in a few 'quickies' given that neither of us is 25 any more... but that will be a different thread.
It is a little unusual in that it looks like toothpaste when you squeeze it from the tube, but it soon slicks up when you get going. 🙂 A nice mid-week special for us is for Mrs Chimp to have a glass dildo and something like the Sona, and I'll be in charge of the dildo while she gives me a hand job. 👍
I've just got a reminder email about this weekend's offers and there's a little promo in it for something called 'Beat the Clock'. Apparently it starts 7am tomorrow. They've not had a flash sale for a while so maybe it's one of those?
Ian Chimp wrote:
MsR wrote:
Ian Chimp wrote:
I love this masturbation cream. It's our go-to for a hand job. 🙂👍
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=25006
The Unlimited voucher used to be £20 off £40+ rather than 25% off £40+. Now that was a real temptation. 🙂 They also used to have a long-running offer of 20% off if you bought two Lovehoney toys that combined with it as well. I loved tweaking baskets to get them just right. 🙂
I guess they have to vary the offers so that they still make a profit at the end of the day. But tweaking baskets is fun.
I haven't seen that masturabtion cream before - looks interesting and I will show MrR. We tend to include fingerwork / handjobs /oral etc in with foreplay rather than as the main event, so we just use our usual sliquid lube - which I also use for solo play but maybe a tube of this by the shower would be appreciated! Not sure what young teen sons would think...
Thanks for flagging it up - we tend to have long sessions and I've been wondering recently how to work in a few 'quickies' given that neither of us is 25 any more... but that will be a different thread.
It is a little unusual in that it looks like toothpaste when you squeeze it from the tube, but it soon slicks up when you get going. 🙂 A nice mid-week special for us is for Mrs Chimp to have a glass dildo and something like the Sona, and I'll be in charge of the dildo while she gives me a hand job. 👍
That sounds like a good routine - we start to do something similar, and then 2hrs later find ourselves somewhere else... MrR and I seem to be a bit all or nothing voyage of discovery...
Ian Chimp wrote:
I've just got a reminder email about this weekend's offers and there's a little promo in it for something called 'Beat the Clock'. Apparently it starts 7am tomorrow. They've not had a flash sale for a while so maybe it's one of those?
It's an email offer. 40% off everything (beatit), but only until 11am and then the discount starts decreasing throughout the rest of the day until it finishes at midnight. 👍