The Four Word Story!!!

burning heat of the

the afternoon sun on

the back of her

legs as she wandered

slowly along a deserted

desert with her dessert.

she needed liquid soon. . .

"Aha!" She exclaimed. "A

Morten Harket lookalike appeared!

Better get my knockers

back in my top!

she thought as she...

sang "take on me"

to a bemused tramp

Chaplin was still alive!

After all this time !!!

She then proceeded to

the bedouin tent, full. . .

of eastern promise and

well oiled energetic men. . .