The LH Party

Off-Topic Chat
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@steve19 I’m just wondering who’s going down on who,

I mean who’s going down on the ship.

:upside_down_face:

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@Jade48 Anyone and everyone

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@BishBosh music to dance to? Music to take your clothes off to? A bit of both?

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@KinkyMira how about everyone comes as nurses! :rofl:

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Oh bless you matron !! We must all wear stockings and suspenders

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I have a few songs for the playlist
Vibrate by Rufus Wainwright
The Stripper by Dave Rose
Strip by Chris Brown
Porn Star Dancing by My Darkest days
Patricia the stripper by Chris de burgh

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Beach Boys ‘Good Vibrations’
Chas and Dave ‘Rabbit’
Britney Spears ‘Womanizer’
Ottawan ‘D.I.L.D.O’

:notes: It is D, dual density,
It is I, incredibly girthy,
It is L, long and veiny,
It is D, dick-olicious,
It makes me O, oh, oh, oh! :notes:

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Bad news, I’m in isolation - can I Zoom in?

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Course you can @Melody1. You’ll have to provide your own cake though xx

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Spoiler alert: I’m a bog troll who laughs at his own jokes. :slightly_smiling_face:

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I very often wonder what people look like, but that is the beauty of the forum no one knows unless you say something that would identify you, or you post pictures with face. I find i can be myself on here and be true to myself.

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I’d want to remain anon but then I sort of look like my profile pic in a way. It would so cool though if there were samples and examples etc

Wonder what role I’d have? Lol

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As it’s entirely imaginary, you can be in charge of organising samples and examples. :slightly_smiling_face:

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I’ll do the Ben wa stand lol

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The Ben Wa handstand? Are we feeding them in, or watching them launch out? :slightly_smiling_face:

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I need to come to you for advice regarding the Ben wa. It seems you are the expert with excellent results. I suspect you will have a large trade stand at the LH party.

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Lol

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In the interests of genital inclusivity we’d also have a stall where you can shoot urethral sounds at stacks of tin cans. :slightly_smiling_face:

I like the village fair element. A Ben Wa coconut shy, Hook-a-Duck using only nipple clamps, ‘Bob for Nob’ dildos in a water bucket. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Surely hook a duck using a rabbit

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How about bum painting? You could get a tiger’s bum, or a monkey’s bum. A baboon’s would be fun.

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