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That sounds amazing just rubbish you have to work all weekend.
Maybe go for a walk after work or something like that

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4304

Heading down to London for FWB fun

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4305

Amazing! No better way to start the weekend than that. Have fun :relaxed:

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4307

Have fun @Melody1 :kissing_heart:

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Oooooh @Melody1, enjoy! :raised_hands:t2::stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:

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In (unknown to them) collaboration with @Blonde_Bunny and @PleasureDrone I present Cliff’s festive favourite Dildos and Wine

The lady is a queen, the voyeurs sing,
The clit has swelled, there’s a big O coming;
Dreams of Santa, glass of Bordeux,
Fingers numb, faces aglow.

Oh, it’s Christmas time, dildos and wine,
Women wanking fingering sublime;
With logs on the fire and toys under tree,
A time to rejoice in the gush that we see.

A time for grinding, a time for receiving,
A time for thrusting, not restraining
Lust and laughter and joy ever after,
Ours for the taking, just follow the master.

Christmas time, dildos and wine,
Women wanking fingering sublime;
With logs on the fire and toys under tree,
A time to rejoice in the gush that we see.

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Haha that’s brilliant! And now that will be the only version in my mind when I hear that song at Christmas!
Will have to be careful not to sing along when the family is around with those lyrics though! :rofl:

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You get bonus points for including the word ‘fingering’. :slightly_smiling_face:

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@Peitho this is brilliant :smile::clap:t2:

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Priceless! :rofl:

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That is probably the version he should have released as the original is awful.

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Is there scope to slip in a ‘St Knickerless’ somewhere? I believe he may be the patron saint of dildos and wine. :slightly_smiling_face:

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Not sure he would have made it onto Top Of The Pops with that version!
Although, like you I feel it’s an improvement :joy:

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Not making onto Totp would have been a real result .

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I suspect you’re right… feel free to add any further verses you’d like if you wish, I only tackled two and the chorus. To be fair there was very little to do, Cliff already had the classic line, “Fingers numb, faces aglow”, therefore I figured fingering had to be in there as I’m not sure what else he could have meant? :woman_shrugging:t2::rofl:

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4319

…is the tartan on Victoria’s bodice supposed to be so clumsily mis-matched? :thinking:

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? I don’t understand

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I’ve not seen it yet - wasn’t home from work… got about 3 to catch up on now but I’ll let you know my thoughts in a few weeks! :rofl:

@steve19 Only Connect :+1:

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Right don’t watch it. She is the presenter.

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@Dirty-Wife This is so sweet :heartpulse::sparkling_heart:

@Green_Eyed_Girl that pink one looks fun and @AshhhDTD the gold dildo is awesome, it looks huge in the picture though!

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