That’s no worries you’ll pick it up. The Lounge is a great place for talking about the things that aren’t related to threads elsewhere 
I’d reckon it fits here.
Had a conversation with my older sis a while ago, and the topic of anal came up.
She was talking about how her BF was… not pushy, but wanted to try for quite some time.
BF: “See? We could try these small plugs then gradually get bigger until its comfortable”
(I’m assuming shown via phone screen)
So I told her to say: “alright, but you first. Build to this (the snug plug 7), and If you can get there, then I’ll start too.”
I then proceeded to show her how big the thing was (via phone screen) and she just 
. mind you, she’s uber vanilla so I knew that reaction was coming.
Edit:
After a bit, I told her: in all seriousness, I wasn’t kidding about the “alright, but you first” line.
I showed her the smaller p-spot toys and told her that would be a good place for him to start.
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It’s all as well about the pearl necklace and giving it to her
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Evening all - hope you are well - but just wanted to highlight that Lovehoney (uk) have half price on all own brand sex toys currently- just wanted to let you know and you can use further vouchers as well (I had a 20% off as it was my birthday last week) 
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Happy birthday to you last week, 
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Mrs W here …….
Thats right @Latino_Caliente had to give it a bit of thought before I actually moved today - I had intended the black bra, yellow blouse and new green skirt to be a little bonus for my boys following the great work they did last week…. but it was just a little more than I intended… never mind, they enjoyed it (and secretly so did I, but don’t tell anybody else) ….. blimey you are so lucky out there with the warmth, which is rapidly disappearing here as the sun sets….. enjoy it while you can love xx
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Your to kind giving the boys an eyeful lol
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Mrs W here ….
Thank you @Craig1234 but its part of the unwritten, even unspoken “deal” - they produce good, correct work, they get a little “bonus” - I know, they know - and it works……… bit like if you quoted a price for chopping down some trees etc and you did a quick job, did it right and cleared up afterwards, an appreciative Client could give you a financial extra or “bonus”. Its just similar to that but I cannot give them a financial bonus…. so…… and we all know the limits that aren’t crossed …… hope you have a great day love xx
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The outfit sounds lovely @Wurger and its nice to reward the great work that they did. Missed a few days as I have been away. Back in the land of the living now though and the cold weather.
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Mrs W here …..
Thank you @steve19 , yes very lucky with the boys being such good workers, and if its good work (which it always is), then they deserve a bonus ….. yes we noticed you had been away - as long as you were not unwell. Yep welcome to the cold - and it has been really cold first thing in the morning this week. Hope you enjoyed the rest of today love 
xxxx
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‘Its 26 September – only 3 months to Boxing Day’
That means 3 months until I fly off on my jollies
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Yes 26 September and it’s my birthday today. Just got back from doing some clothes shopping and one of my purchases was a faux leather above the knee skirt, which I might wear tonight as we are going out to dinner.
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Earlier this week my husband and I agreed on weekly scheduled sex, owing to it that we never get time otherwise. There’s always something else: work, calls from the parents, dog wants to play etc. We agreed Saturdays, with hubby promising that he would wake up earlier so we could make the beast with two backs.
He’s got a double game of football tonight (he’s a goalkeeper) and I’ve just had a knock on the door to ask whether he wants to go play football with my neighbour’s young daughter tomorrow afternoon.
Spare a thought for the man please, he’s going to be a shell of a human by Sunday 
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We have a schedule normally Wednesday and Saturday although if we go away for a long weekend it will every day. Also if we have visitors staying over it can disrupt our plans, like this week it will be Sunday instead as my sister goes home then.
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An up and in bra @Wurger what do you mean exactly? My mind is working overtime 
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Our schedule is some sort of sexual activity every day.
It seems to be working.
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We have Friday as our whole day of anything goes - but not today as I’m out of order until Monday …
generally start Friday morning about 10am - lots to wear and lots to use … you name it - we do it
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Mrs W here ….
Just my simple brain @Mercyun …. there probably is a proper name for it, but I mean a bra that pushes my boobs up[wards] and in [towards each other] love xx
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Fair enough, sounds good to me
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Continuing on from this conversation
I don’t think you are understanding the ranking system and what’s been said, To have nipples showing here then it means it will be classed as a Adult Site. As Lovehoney isn’t classed as a adult site then this means the ranking is working and it’s at the top of the list. If it’s classed as a adult site it would be much lower down when searching and potential customers will see Lovehoney competitors first.
This is and always has been a community for sex talk and advice, it’s not a place to view pornographic material.
The forum isn’t separate from LH so anything that happens in the Forum reflects on LH website.
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