Ha I just know the forum rules and what I can’t say 
1 Like
LMAO! Yeah I think I inadvertently walk that razor line and have to remind myself, one more step and you’re falling off.
1 Like
@Tenshadesandme, @Spanky, @Stacy2 moved your posts over here to keep the other one on topic 
3 Likes
Mrs W here …
Thank you @paulsballs … I am truly sorry for you darlin’ because the info dinfo I have is that it ain’t gonna be that warm for the next few days - indeed some will be wet … hang in there though, it will get here love xxx
5 Likes
I hate our weather forecasts, i cleaned my car on Thursday for the first time since early March, based on a good 5 day forecast and it’s done nothing but rain since!
4 Likes
I await my
Cuddly toy
Duck
Tag - guessing game of
1 Like
You have to be observant, yes, though I only give kids candy if they say please 
1 Like
It must be summer if you are going around without socks @wildflower
1 Like
Yeah you think! The slippers are quite thick and fluffy though so I can just about get away with no socks.
1 Like
Mrs W here …
Thank you @steve19, very much appreciated and I texted your “good luck” to Pen and she replied that she had had a good meeting and thanked you 
yes, weather is not very summery today anywhere in the UK it seems … hahahahaha I think you will be a bit late for the RFC love, I believe they changed into the RAF a few years after being formed … hope you have a good rest of the day from Pen and I Darlin’ and of course everybody else… xxxx
2 Likes
@Long-John-Silver Funny how what the frist things you spot says about you. Mine were:
Paddle
Hairbrush
Cane
And don’t you say a word @Tenshadesandme
I’m with @Long-John-Silver on this, I saw cuddly toy and duck first too. And strap, but I mean, that doesn’t sound like a bad afternoon
Just make it a BIG bear, else there’s gonna be trouble 
2 Likes
Can it be a BIG bear that spanks you?
1 Like
Only if his name is Admiral Snookiebear. Or if he agrees
Also there’s no spanking, only strapping. I didn’t see spanking on there.
1 Like
Wow, you’re right. How did they leave that out?
2 Likes
I just tried doing the thing I was taught to do with wordsearches: take a letter in the word, then find the letter next to it. For whatever reason I worked backwards: K, then N.
Nope, SPANK is really, really not in there.
2 Likes
Hmmm…sounds like som photoshop is being called for here.
2 Likes
Ho! @Spanky I’m guessing you have never been spanked by a squeaking teddy bear
1 Like
@Long-John-Silver As much as I’d like toi say no to this…
The funniest thing I’ve ever been spanked by or with is a rubber chicken.
2 Likes
I can’t honestly remember the funniest thing I’ve been spanked with.
I can remember somebody threatening me with a squeaky plush hammer once. They’re all bark and no bite though
1 Like