# The Name Game - Competition Time **URL:** \ **Category:** Inside Lovehoney\ **Created:** [March 3, 2017, 8:31am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468 "2017-03-03T08:31:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lovehoney\_Leanne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8dc957/32.png) [@Lovehoney\_Leanne](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Lovehoney_Leanne)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:31am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/1 "2017-03-03T08:31:22Z")
Hello there, **_It is forum competion time! _** Let's have some fun with some products we sell on the site. **Can you think of a funny product name?** Any theme, rhyme, pun or joke is acceptable. The rule is: make each other laugh (of course standard froum rules still apply)  **For Example:** Ring my bell: Vibrating Cock Ring ![wink|20x20](upload://h7LJ67OOrR57VDYrj5ZEwwHAfLG.gif "wink") Winner recieves a Lovehoney bundle with a couple runner up prizes of Oh! Points. So let's get posting and laughing! ![](upload://2Y9bTaexFfJzooAEPvfMTx5oIzI.gif) Post below with your entry. You can enter more than once.  Competition ends Tuesday 7th March 2017. Good Luck!  ---
**Author:** ![matnem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@matnem](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/matnem)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:38am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/2 "2017-03-03T08:38:56Z")
My SO and I always name our toys. The most fun one (I think) is "Thumper" which is the name of her Rabbit. Seems like a good name for a rabbit to me! ---
**Author:** ![Sxleksaker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee59a6/32.png) [@Sxleksaker](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Sxleksaker)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:42am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/3 "2017-03-03T08:42:48Z")
"The rabbit that will turn into a habit" :) ---
**Author:** ![Lovethekink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Lovethekink](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Lovethekink)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:43am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/4 "2017-03-03T08:43:15Z")
Tickle my fancy - Feather tickler 😂 I'm no good at this game haha ---
**Author:** ![Scorpius12](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/scorpius12/32/325_2.png) [@Scorpius12](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Scorpius12)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:46am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/5 "2017-03-03T08:46:01Z")
BOB for a Vibrator - Battery Operated Boyfriend ---
**Author:** ![Troubled\_Joe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f04885/32.png) [@Troubled\_Joe](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Troubled_Joe)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 8:49am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/6 "2017-03-03T08:49:47Z")
Mrs TJ calls her rabbit Roger. Not after the cartoon character, just because of what she uses it for. ---
**Author:** ![Kurosaki-Kun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/258eb7/32.png) [@Kurosaki-Kun](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Kurosaki-Kun)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:13am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/7 "2017-03-03T09:13:49Z")
The "Madonna: Like A Virgin - THRUST Pro Mini" ---
**Author:** ![Fun\_Louise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e495f1/32.png) [@Fun\_Louise](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Fun_Louise)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:18am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/8 "2017-03-03T09:18:24Z")
Finally a competition I might be some good at. Davenport - rope hog tie (named after the Davenport brothers 1860's rope escape artists). Lettice licker - squeel and go type toy. Beyonce - cock ring ("'Cause if you like it, then you should have put a ring on it".) Suck-it-and-see - clear penis pump. Glass hammer - glass dildo (with a bulbouse tip/head). Little nippers - nipple clamps. Irene Adler - whip or crop. Houdini - chain based restraints. Electric Eel - insertable electrostim toy. Space Hopper - suction cup dildo (ideally orange in colour). Puffer fish - inflatable textured butt plug. I hope I have got the idea of this right, or I'm really making a fool of myself here. ☺️ ---
**Author:** ![Scorpius12](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/scorpius12/32/325_2.png) [@Scorpius12](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Scorpius12)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:22am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/9 "2017-03-03T09:22:10Z")
Here are a couple of movie puns that are also funny when thinking of sex toys: Alien - "In space, no one can hear you scream" Moonraker "I think he’s attempting re-entry" And just some movie names that could double as toy names ... Deep Impact - g-spot vibe The fast and the furious - stronic drei Kiss kiss bang bang They came together - we-vibe Iron giant - metal dildo Jaws - nipple clamps ---
**Author:** ![Fun\_Louise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e495f1/32.png) [@Fun\_Louise](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Fun_Louise)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:25am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/10 "2017-03-03T09:25:26Z")
The 50 cal. - bullet vibrator. Coloured party hats - coloured condoms Miners hats - glow in the dark condoms Carmen Meranda - fruit flavoured condoms ---
**Author:** ![Lorah13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/34f0e0/32.png) [@Lorah13](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Lorah13)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:30am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/11 "2017-03-03T09:30:41Z")
There used to be a restaurant called Red Peaches, would make a good name for a spanker of some kind like a paddle. Or Row your Boat for a paddle. ---
**Author:** ![Fun\_Louise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e495f1/32.png) [@Fun\_Louise](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Fun_Louise)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:32am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/12 "2017-03-03T09:32:06Z")
Rosy - male stroker (Rosy palm and her five daughters). _sorry for that one._ Chicken coup - cock cage The invisible jugglers - free roaming kegal balls ---
**Author:** ![Fun\_Louise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e495f1/32.png) [@Fun\_Louise](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Fun_Louise)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 9:45am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/13 "2017-03-03T09:45:56Z")
Banana man - curved dildo (like this [https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30004](https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=30004) ) Cherry bombs - red jiggle balls. To heads are better than one - double penerator. The bank job - lace topped hold ups  ---
**Author:** ![Lorah13](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/34f0e0/32.png) [@Lorah13](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Lorah13)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 10:00am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/14 "2017-03-03T10:00:33Z")
Every little helps- penis pump/penis enhancer Whet your appetite- flavoured lube ---
**Author:** ![lovingnewtoys](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8edcca/32.png) [@lovingnewtoys](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/lovingnewtoys)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 10:10am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/15 "2017-03-03T10:10:11Z")
I call my dp dildo 'Dick and Dom' Xxxxx ---
**Author:** ![Boox](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/boox/32/6194_2.png) [@Boox](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Boox)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 10:14am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/16 "2017-03-03T10:14:11Z")
Neil Armstrong-Butt plug "Thats one small hole to enter, one giant push for mankind." ---
**Author:** ![Boox](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/boox/32/6194_2.png) [@Boox](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Boox)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 10:42am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/17 "2017-03-03T10:42:51Z")
> Boox wrote: > > Neil Armstrong-Butt plug > > "Thats one small hole to enter, one giant push for mankind." Thomas Edison - Fleshlight "I am not lonely , i have just found thousands of vaginas in a single design." ---
**Author:** ![Colonel\_Lube](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/colonel_lube/32/288_2.png) [@Colonel\_Lube](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Colonel_Lube)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 10:53am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/18 "2017-03-03T10:53:55Z")
How about: Extend-a-bellend penis sleeve ---
**Author:** ![Tiger\_Dick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/85f322/32.png) [@Tiger\_Dick](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Tiger_Dick)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 11:13am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/19 "2017-03-03T11:13:48Z")
Ejaculating Dildo- The Big Gun, Cocked and loaded ---
**Author:** ![Colonel\_Lube](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/colonel_lube/32/288_2.png) [@Colonel\_Lube](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Colonel_Lube)\ **Post date:** [March 3, 2017, 11:17am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/the-name-game-competition-time/256468/20 "2017-03-03T11:17:26Z")
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