The ^ < v game

^ Find both uncomfortable

< Listening to my youngest being restless

v Favourite item on a full english breakfast?

^ Bacon

Watching the clock

v Favourite biscuit that doesn’t have chocolate?

^ Mmmmm all butter shortbread

< Hoping I sleep

v Favourite comedy duo?

^ Duo? Hmmmn Reeves and Mortimer

< Testing Fire Alarms

v Favourite female actress?

^ Not got one

< Trying to get comfortable

v Favourite cut of chips?

^ Straight but don’t mind fries.

< Eating a Gold bar.

v Jelly Babies or Fruit Pastilles?

^ Jelly Babies

< Got a visitor

v Favourite Cheese?

^ Boring old Cheddar!

< Groggy from a nap

v Favourite gemstone.

^ Love the colour of chrome diopside

< Just composing myself after a distressing phone call

v Favourite subject at school

^ English and History

< Eating a Magnum

v Least favourite subject at school?

^ Latin

< Just woke up

v Most favourite cold meat for a buttie?

^ Corned beef

< Drinking vod

v Cereals, toast or full English?

^ Full English or Fruit

< Hopefully winning an auction on E-Bay

v Something that reminds you of winter?

^ Frost

< Drinking vodka

v Favourite cartoon?

^ Mr. Benn

< Won the auction…

v Favourite colour of ladies lingerie?

^ White

< Smiling

v What did you win?

^ Item of clothing

< Smiling too

v Favourite thing in a seaside arcade?

^ The fresh doughnut kiosk, piping hot straight from the fryer, dipped in sugar :yum::yum::yum: if you meant machines, the Tipping Point one!

< Checking the forum

v Honey or jam?

^ Jam…never tried honey.

< Just sat in a wet patch

v Rice or Naan?

^ Rice

< Pain Aux Chocolate for breakfast

v Brown or white bread?