The Vending Machine

Gets tickled by the feathers

Inserts a tie pin…

Gets cufflinks…

Inserts a pocket watch

Gets fobbed off

Inserts a stink bomb…

Gets the Beano…

Inserts a coathanger

Gets a Blue Peter Christmas decoration

Inserts a sunflower seed…

Gets a beanstalk…

Inserts a black pearl

Gets a pissed up pirate

Inserts a darning needle…

Gets to shit through the eye of a needle…

Inserts a toilet roll…

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Gets a load of…sheets

Inserts a rubber band…

Gets a catapult…

Inserts a tunnel

Gets shown the light at the end of it by a friend

Inserts a bowl of custard…

Gets a special bowl…

Inserts a fruit salad

Gets a penny chew

Inserts a coconut…

Gets: A pineapple stuck upside down.

Inserts: A slinky