Straining pants splitting
Revealing his full
Stomach and bushy
Pubes poking through
Silky, satin shorts
Blue polka-dots which
Were too short
Or his balls
Would hang down
Causing them to
Bang his knees
Which made carrying
His mail sack
Tricky especially if
His knackers tangled
in the letterboxes.
Or the elastic
Bands round the
Cock instead of
The customers necks