Were full of
Everything but olives
and Brussels sprouts
With hot chilli
Burning the delicate
Razor chafed areas
Leaving them inflammed
And red raw
Weeping pus and
Prickly…but very
Large and swinging
Third bollock which
Was a mutation
From Dr. Who
Of Extra-testicle origin
Even the daleks
Couldn’t stop laughing
And they’ve none
Left in the
Props cupboard. But