The Flake advert
From the 70’s
With the sultry
Hooker and the
Crumbly chocolate inserted
Sideways gaping and
Seeping melted chocolate
Like skidmarks but
Not as revolting
With thinner consistancy
And sweeter taste
Than curry turds
Especially Biriani ones
That fall out
Without any pushing
Or a splash
Or a midwife
Saving on loo-roll
And splashback cos
It just slid