Three Word Story

dicks in hands

waited excitedly for

another lovehoney sale

In which all

Our basic desires

are fulfilled through

A hidden doorway

leading to a

Magical place where

dusky maidens were

Passionately entwined in

a Maypole dance

Only performed on

1st May, without

The need for

formal dress, just

enjoying the feeling

upon their pert

encased in jewelled

braziers, whilst their