Was certainly promised
Albeit half heartedly
and not really
Expectedly what with
all the problems
Pubic liceā¦and
bed bugs and
Droopy Dick Syndrome
which was cured
With a tickle
And a good
long sloppy blowjob
With a spectacular
torrential ejaculation that
narrowly missed eyes
Hairā¦nostrils and
eager open mouth
Instead splattering the
laptop keyboard, making
Letter M disappear