We all know the song the twelve days of Christmas but how creative can we all be??
Appreciate that we are starting a day late. So I’ll kick it off.
“On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me…. An item of sexy red lingerie “
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“On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me….Two purple plugs”
“On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me three flavoured lubes”
“On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me four suspenders”
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 5 Red Rings…… sorry.
Should be five cock rings 
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6th day of xmas my true love gave me 6 eggs vibrating
On the seventh day of Christmas my kinky lover gave to me…
Seven spanking paddles 
Six eggs vibrating 
Five red cock rings!!! 
Four lace Suspenders 
Three flavoured lubes 
Two Purple plugs 
And An item of Sexy red lingerie 
We surely have to stick with the usual 8, too good to be true
“On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me - eight maids to milk ….. me”
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“On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me nine toy storage boxes”.
I could fill them with just Lingerie aswell 
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“On The Tenth Day Of Christmas My True Love Sent To Me…
Ten Wankers Wanking…
(Might just need those milk buckets)
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On The Eleventh Day Of Christmas My True Love Sent To Me:
Eleven tongues a-licking! 
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This has been a lot of fun, thanks @DLJL great topic
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Twelve douches douching ……