She lived with us lol
@chuckychester35 Glad I’m not the only one to have done this!!
I’ve also used grapefruit, cutting both ends and using it as a stroker.
And then various things in the bum, mars bar was a good one, ending up in a sticky mess!!
@LadiesMan you know I didn’t ever hear anybody else talk about fucking a Mellon lol
I’ve no idea how I got this idea myself
Was way before I watched porn on line etc
Wasn’t the grapefruit a little astringent?
I tried chocolate bars before without success
I’ve popped pieces of chocolate inside myself tho
White chocolate was easier to be sure what I was dealing with as it melted emerged lol
Feels good tho
Cadburys chocolate fingers are good
Use a little bit of spit as lube
Then the chocolate melts
The feeling is good and the visuals of a finger sticking out of your bum is so good
Both these were many years ago too
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I have masturbated with my vacuum cleaner and it was so freaking awesome. I made it suck on my balls and it did a great job making me cum.
@user169 wow!
I’ve always thought that was an urban myth lol
I’d never risk my balls that’s for sure they’re pretty sensitive to knocks and unintended contact lol
My wife and I were in nature. She found this branch that had a circumstance of 6 inches and 14 inches long. We put a condom on that and she orgasmed three times with that. I jerked off watching her. Put it past the end of the condom on the last orgasm. I jerked off at the second orgasm and she just kept going. It was so hot.
A few months ago at my friend’s house, he delved into the washing basket and offered me a pair of his partner’s white knickers to take home. He seemed astounded that I wasn’t really that bothered.
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@Simon_101 I cam and masturbate with loads of other guys
Majority are regular guys
Lots wear lingerie
The thing most have in common is the love of used panties
Wives or gf’s and other friends etc
Some just wank using them or over them
Lots sniff n lick them as they wank
It’s not especially unusual
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I didn’t realise it was actually a thing really apart from folklore to be honest. Maybe I should have taken him up on the offer and had a try, were probably about my size too.
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I still sometimes put my cock between the seat cushion and base of the sofa and thrust to joy. Also my ice crusher in my cocktail set in the bar is stainless steel and the handle is perfect for prostrate massages.
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recently an amazing telegraph cucumber long thick nice curve , it felt bigger than i expected …it didn’t end up in a salad after being used a few times
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I’ve masturbated with plenty of weird and wonderful things: hairbrushes, guitar necks, 13mm spanner, paintbrushes, the list goes on.
But there’s one item that always sticks out in my mind. I don’t know what in me made me think I could use it to get off, or what on earth made me think it would feel nice.
I used a cassette.
Not as in the cassettes you put on the back of bikes (thank god), a cassette that you store music on. I still don’t know why I did it, it was an awkward shape and didn’t feel particularly nice but I rode it out- quite literally 
Worst of all, the design on the front had some blokes face on it- sorry to that random man! 
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@WaveyAlien Ouch, that sounds painful. How on earth did you manage that? the most important question is whether the cassette still played afterwards 
I’ve never had the guts to test it again, fortunately it was still in its case so I’m going to assume it’s all good
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@WaveyAlien was it a C60 ot a C90?
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It was a C60
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Art easel.
On your back, getting your feet under the wooden bar that would hold the canvas and using the top, can control depth fairly easily but best to have a rubber on it or atachent of some kind, can make you a bit sore otherwise! 
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