She lived with us lol
@chuckychester35 Glad I’m not the only one to have done this!!
I’ve also used grapefruit, cutting both ends and using it as a stroker.
And then various things in the bum, mars bar was a good one, ending up in a sticky mess!!
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@LadiesMan you know I didn’t ever hear anybody else talk about fucking a Mellon lol
I’ve no idea how I got this idea myself
Was way before I watched porn on line etc
Wasn’t the grapefruit a little astringent?
I tried chocolate bars before without success
I’ve popped pieces of chocolate inside myself tho
White chocolate was easier to be sure what I was dealing with as it melted emerged lol
Feels good tho
Cadburys chocolate fingers are good
Use a little bit of spit as lube
Then the chocolate melts
The feeling is good and the visuals of a finger sticking out of your bum is so good
Both these were many years ago too
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I have masturbated with my vacuum cleaner and it was so freaking awesome. I made it suck on my balls and it did a great job making me cum.
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@user169 wow!
I’ve always thought that was an urban myth lol
I’d never risk my balls that’s for sure they’re pretty sensitive to knocks and unintended contact lol
My wife and I were in nature. She found this branch that had a circumstance of 6 inches and 14 inches long. We put a condom on that and she orgasmed three times with that. I jerked off watching her. Put it past the end of the condom on the last orgasm. I jerked off at the second orgasm and she just kept going. It was so hot.
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A few months ago at my friend’s house, he delved into the washing basket and offered me a pair of his partner’s white knickers to take home. He seemed astounded that I wasn’t really that bothered.
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@Simon_101 I cam and masturbate with loads of other guys
Majority are regular guys
Lots wear lingerie
The thing most have in common is the love of used panties
Wives or gf’s and other friends etc
Some just wank using them or over them
Lots sniff n lick them as they wank
It’s not especially unusual
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I didn’t realise it was actually a thing really apart from folklore to be honest. Maybe I should have taken him up on the offer and had a try, were probably about my size too.
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I still sometimes put my cock between the seat cushion and base of the sofa and thrust to joy. Also my ice crusher in my cocktail set in the bar is stainless steel and the handle is perfect for prostrate massages.
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recently an amazing telegraph cucumber long thick nice curve , it felt bigger than i expected …it didn’t end up in a salad after being used a few times
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I’ve masturbated with plenty of weird and wonderful things: hairbrushes, guitar necks, 13mm spanner, paintbrushes, the list goes on.
But there’s one item that always sticks out in my mind. I don’t know what in me made me think I could use it to get off, or what on earth made me think it would feel nice.
I used a cassette.
Not as in the cassettes you put on the back of bikes (thank god), a cassette that you store music on. I still don’t know why I did it, it was an awkward shape and didn’t feel particularly nice but I rode it out- quite literally 
Worst of all, the design on the front had some blokes face on it- sorry to that random man! 
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@WaveyAlien Ouch, that sounds painful. How on earth did you manage that? the most important question is whether the cassette still played afterwards 
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I’ve never had the guts to test it again, fortunately it was still in its case so I’m going to assume it’s all good
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@WaveyAlien was it a C60 ot a C90?
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It was a C60
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Art easel.
On your back, getting your feet under the wooden bar that would hold the canvas and using the top, can control depth fairly easily but best to have a rubber on it or atachent of some kind, can make you a bit sore otherwise! 
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A Pringles tube! Before I had a fleshlight I read somewhere you can make a diy one out of an empty Pringles tube, with a couple of sponges inside, lined with a latex glove. It did the job but I can never look at Pringles the same way while walking down the snacks isle!
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I saw a pringles can, that has some girth. My wife once used corn. It was an awesome evening. I came home from work and she was in lingerie. She said I had too much clothes and so she undressed me. When she got to my pants, I had a hard on so she gave me a blowjob. Then we had dinner with her in her lingerie and me in Speedo’s she had brought for me. She was smiling as I ate the corn. She told me that was inside of her. She was making dinner in her lingerie and was wanting to give a blow job so she practiced her deepthroat on the corn. She started touching herself and had the impulse to use the corn. After her telling the story I was hard again. She said she shucked another corn so I could use it on her as I gave her oral. She left the end on so I could have something to hold for she wanted all of the 7 inches in her. She told me she forgot how good it felt to be full. She was screaming load during oral and sex. We then left and went and bought a dildo again about 7 inches in length and 5.5 inches girth. She them masterbated in front of me with toy taking all of it and loving it. We had sex after she orgasmed and she had two more orgasms. Then she asked to receive oral again with the toy. She wanted to have that full feeling again. Now sex normally starts with a toy. We have never used corn again but we both smile when we eat corn for dinner. I am 4.5 in in length so the toy helps her to have that full feeling I can’t give her.
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