@Yummymummy1 ahahahaha I’ve lost a dildo many a time. Usually they roll under the bed, I’ve left them on the sofa and they’ve hidden themselves down the side or I’ve forgotten them in the bathroom 
@WillC Yeah Edinburgh/East Lothian had one in place from tomorrow lunchtime ish so who knows what’s going on!
Oh god I hope it’s not in the bathroom!
I really wish I’d made a note
Imagine mates coming over and finding it! ‘Oh I’m just going to make a tea……with this suction cup dildo’ 
Only about half an hour ago I walked into my bathroom, kicked and accidentally trod on something squidgy and cold, yelped thinking maybe the cats had brought something in…. Nope, was the silicone buttplug I left to dry on the bathroom mat and forgot about 
Tidied the garden up just going to iron my stuff ready to head to the big smoke tomorrow London bound again 
At least it wasnt a mouse. Those are the worst.
I ordered a milkshake from a new takeout and am now curled up in the foetal in bed regretting my decision, but it tasted so good!!! Worth the tummy pain!
Nooooo!
Lol! I love that this sort of thing happens to other people too!
Currently sat in the van in the middle of nowhere for some quiet to reply to a shed load of emails/txts etc! I can just about here some cars in the distance but it’s so quiet! I might be asleep in a minute
Just painted the bedroom ceiling, it’s so muggy i stripped down to my trunks to cool down and prevent paint getting on my clothes!
Taking it easy on the sofa. Was up early so struggling now. Many a cup of tea will see me through the day though. Enjoy your day everyone x
Curled up on my bed with the dog watching Scorpion on Netflix 
(me watching obviously haha, she’s smart but not that smart )
Currently trying on a different range of thongs seeing what support me better. edited
I took the BDSM test in another thread…but I can’t post pictures yet so I’m trying to level up my account here 
There’s another topic you can copy and paste your results to that doesn’t need photo privileges. 
Nice! I lost that tab but I have the test id from the screen cap, so I guess I’ll look it up and post over there. Thanks!
