What are you currently doing? (Oct19-Feb21)

[MK7]

I wish!

[Gazza_64]

You deserve it fella @WillC cheers

[EmmaC1989]

Putting music on to drown out neighbours having loud sex

Me and OH heard continuous banging against the wall followed by her screeching. Talk about awkward

I’m tempted to bang on the wall lol

[WillC]

Cheers to you to @Gazza_64

[Gazza_64]

Just ordered my eldest birthday presents for her another £150 floated out of my wallet bye bye lol

[Gazza_64]

Your welcome matey enjoy @WillC

[Ian_Chimp]

Ah, an afternoon on Zoom,
Wordsmithing from your living room.
Hammer, anvil, mug of tea,
Dusting off your perspicacity.
There’s nothing like cajoling verse
From chaotic words, and a world that’s worse.

But pens down, it’s getting late,
That bon mot will have to wait.
Beer o’clock and biryani warmed,
TV’s on, and you’ve got the Horne.
Ooh tricky choice. Watch Taskmaster?
Or perhaps a turn on your Master Ass Blaster…?

[PleasureDrone]

@Ian_Chimp

Ah, an afternoon on Zoom,
Wordsmithing from your living room.
Hammer, anvil, mug of tea,
Dusting off your perspicacity.
There’s nothing like cajoling verse
From chaotic words, and a world that’s worse.

But pens down, it’s getting late,
That bon mot will have to wait
Beer o’clock and biryani warmed,
TV’s on, and you’ve got the Horne.
Ooh tricky choice. Watch Taskmaster?
Or a cheeky go on your Master Ass Blaster…?

It took me a whole afternoon to fail to finish a much worse thing than this, which you’ve done in less than hour. Bloody excellent, Ian. I particularly like the Horne reference.

[MsSubExperimenter]

@Gazza_64 I gave up watching after an hour

Hearing Evra tear into them was new, he was definitely channeling good old Roy Keane. Every word was true though!

[Gazza_64]

@MsSubExperimenter omg your so right you could see how raging he was I and every supporter knows that feeling what a disgrace .

[Ian_Chimp]

I’m glad you like it.

I did a Poetry Round in the Pub Quiz that you might find fun? Though don’t scroll down too far as you’ll see the answers.

The Great Pub Quiz Game Thread

Poetry Round Can you identify these poets from their words? (extra points if you can name the poem ) Sexual intercourse began In nineteen sixty-three (which was rather late for me) - Between the end of the “Chatterley” ban And the Beatles’ first LP. The fucking scene is fucking sad The fucking news is fucking bad The fucking weed is fucking turf The fucking speed is fucking surf The fucking folks are fucking daft Don’t make me fucking laugh The free b…

[Quiet_ones_are_worse]

Thank you it did, though today a customer had a right go at me becoming abusive and threatening just because he could not collect his parcel (I work in the post office, we are one of the few open on a Sunday)

[Squirrel_and_Bunny]

There’s never any excuse to become rude and abusive, hope you have a great night to compensate @Quiet_ones_are_worse.

[Knight1119]

What an asshole @Quiet_ones_are_worse

[Gazza_64]

@Quiet_ones_are_worse that’s not on I used to be on the post ages ago some people think it’s their right to talk shout down at you I hope you are ok

[Quiet_ones_are_worse]

If he comes in tomorrow I’ve every right to refuse to serve him he’ll probably flip then, I’m ok thank you everyone I’m not a confrontational person .

[MsSubExperimenter]

Having an app purge on my phone. If I can’t remember the last time I used it, it’s gone

[Ian_Chimp]

@Quiet_ones_are_worse

I’m not a confrontational person .

Well, you know, quiet ones are worse…

[For_Your_Eyes_Only_x]

Sounds like a great idea @MsSubExperimenter, think I’ll do the same now you’ve mentioned it!

[Knight1119]

People are so rude nowadays @Quiet_ones_are_worse