What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?

More mayonnaise??

I’d like to eat more…

Was that saucy enough for you?

Can I fill you up??
(in relation to a drinking glass)

More meat please!!

I’d love seconds…

Just swallow rather than playing with it in your mouth…

I could eat this all night and every day…

Is anyone else joining us tonight??

:rofl::smiling_imp::rofl:

:rofl::rofl::rofl: hilarious!!

Don’t smother it in white sauce. I want to see what I am eating.

Sweetie this cream on the table its not for the guests do you mind placing it back to the fridge.

Everyone stares sorry she thought that was for everyonea desert

Hey daddy can I taste some of those meatballs

Ahhh that was wonderful but I’m afraid it’s beaten me

Stop playing with it and just eat it :tongue:.

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Cripes. I thought you were going to swallow that whole.

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What you do with the chestnuts really makes a difference to how tender the hot cock turns out!

  • Careful, don’t want you choking
  • I is all over your face, do you need a napkin.
  • I am glad you came
  • It smell fishy, what is that?
  • the meat is to dry
  • Next time we should invute the neighbours

I’m not mad, just disappointed.

Does anyone want chocolate fingers?

Tuck in

Emmm :thinking::face_with_raised_eyebrow:

“feed me”
Lick your lips and say “god your- I mean god this is tasty”
“I want a bit of yours”
“Lets have a suck on that - looks moist and yummy”

I need more of that.

Don’t dip that in there!

Don’t chew it. Lick it!

Ugh. I dont want that in my mouth again.

That looks like a tasty sausage

may I please have some more

I’m so full, I couldn’t fit any more in.

Ooh, white saice, yes please!

That was a tast sensation!

I could use a nap now.

Oops, I need a napkin, I spilled a bit.

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Look how messy your face got

My boss (I work in a café) said today that she enjoys getting the big thick sausages during lunch…

I laughed​:joy:

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