Reading about all the randy goings on between the couples over the weekend. I should be the bitter single one but I’m not, I just wish I could be the one sitting on the chair in the corner, with my double penetrator rabbit, enjoying it all unfolding before my eyes for a bit of happy escapism 
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I enjoy reading about everyone’s exploits, it does make me feel left out though, as I don’t have an opportunity to do the same. I have to dig deep into the past memory to find fuel for excitement.
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It’s the stories from you, Long-John. Mira and many others that have inspired so much. There’s two things that have had an immeasurably positive impact on our sex life ( other than our kids ) .. my AuDHD diagnosis, and me becoming an active member of the forum. Not making proper connections goes hand in hand with Autism but I enjoy being here and listening to everyone’s advice, stories, hopes, fantasies and funny little kinks. Nice to not feel alone.
We might not all live the lives that we want, or have fulfilled the fantasies we’ve dreamed of, but it ain’t over till its over.
And some of you are reet dirty buggers! I love it.
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We do our best.
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My weekend away in the countryside 
Animals (including dogs and horses), a hot tub and a gorgeous view.
Feel so much more relaxed afterwards 
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Ha ha…this will sound odd to some of you…
But, it rained here yesterday, for about 14hrs straight. Our first in about six months.
All the grass, plants, bushes etc were crying out for it. We have a wee bit more due at the weekend.
Little things eh!! 
Back to sunshine and 26⁰ today.
Have a good day all 
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You say that, but then soon after you post that you and your wife are at it like rabbits! 
Passing my theory test this morning. All that revision paid off - only 1 wrong
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Well done @Dirty-Wife
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What a achievement @Dirty-Wife 
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Way to go @Dirty-Wife 
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So happy for you @Dirty-Wife
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Well done @Dirty-Wife
If we were all forced to retake it I am sure most of us would fail.
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To put it in context, we were at it a lot YEARS AGO, when we first met. Things stabilized within the next year. Now it is much less frequent, by a large margin, though I am trying desperately to try to campaign for more. So far, not much progress.
Yay! Well done!
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Thank you
I was absolutely bricking it, but I’m glad it’s over with. Hubby and the kids were the only ones that knew. My test should of been at 10 but I think it started after (had to turn devices off so had no idea of time) he was pacing up and down outside the building waiting for me, I was going with “pretend that I didn’t pass” but as soon as I saw him I had the biggest smile, so that didn’t work 
he said it was the best birthday present I gave him.
Just the practical to go now 
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I did the whole pretend i didn’t pass thing! My dad taught me and i had no official lessons from an instructor. In those days there was no theory test, the instructor just asked you random questions from The Highway Code as you sat in the car. A lot of my family said he was wasting his time and i wouldn’t pass. As i took my test in dad’s car he had to wait for me at the test centre. When i got out of the car he could tell i had passed from my face! But when i saw my girlfriend (Now my wife) i put on a sad face and said i had failed, then i couldn’t contain my elation! I sincerely hope you pass the practical now.
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I got myself all prepared for saying that I didn’t do it, but as soon as I saw him I couldn’t help but smile, and have to admit he was right
I can imagine the relief when they said that you passed. And thank you that means a lot. The test centres near me are fully booked until March, and at the minute I can’t book past then. So I’m constantly checking when they come available or for cancellations.
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Seems much easier than now, can you remember how many you got right, I was never good at remembering things so when it came to the last part I was dead worried I wouldn’t get the questions right, turned out ok for me as I passed.
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My dad drilled it into me to learn my stopping distances, which i duly did. On the day the tester didn’t ask me any of them! But I think it was my dad’s way of making sure I learned the whole book!
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