Everytime with my ex. He had absolutely no idea where my clitoris was and gave it zero attention. I'm not sure that he even cared to. He gave me an orgasm once and that was by accident. Very selfish in bed. It was all about him. There was no foreplay at all for me so for me the sex was just a chore and I just occupied my mind while waiting for him to cum which never happened! He would go for ages and nothing.
I've decided that back then was not proper sex and what I have now with my fiancé is what sex is supposed to be like.
My first time! My ex always bragged how amazing he was and how he always made girls cum over and over. He knew two positions, I got so bored while he was going down I started watching tv!went away feeling very disappointed considering I'd waited for what I thought was the right guy so it was amazing. Anal was good but I realised with my new partner who's considerably larger that anal isn't as easy as I thought! I never came for my ex but always do for my current partner.
My most disappointing sex has to be my first time, although from what I hear, that's pretty commonly disappointing.
I just couldn't get it up! I was incredibly excited and very nervous so I was worried that I would cum very prematurely but it was the opposite. You really don't want your first time to end with your girlfriend patting you on the back saying "It's fine, honestly, It happens to alot of guys". :|
Ex A: Thought he was a porn star. Used to throw me about the bed in the most uncomfortable porn star positions, holding my leg up etc (You know - positions porn guys use so the camera can see the penetration) Used to just fuck me hard and fast and last for fecking ages before he would cum. He thought this qualified him as a stud, but I swear to god it was like he was trying to start a fire up there! No foreplay, no sensuality just plain ol porn sex. Even blowjobs had him holding the back of my head and attempting to gag me. I swear this guy got all of this moves from porno.
Ex B: Had some sort of vagina repulsion. He never once tried to touch my vagina or go down on me. If I suggested anything along these lines, he would go bright red and giggle...He was happy to put his penis inside it though...sorry what now?
Ex C: Fell asleep mid going down on me...MORE THAN ONCE!
One night stand: Both drunk, he had to take a detour home to his mums to get condoms, he failed to put it on properly and it got lost somewhere between the time he put it on and the 30 seconds of missionary before finish. I was left making appointments the next day for STD checks. (I was on the pill) To be fair. I was probably crap too. This was my first and last one night stand. lol
My current partner: We have had some epic funny crap moments. Our first kiss he was so nervous he head butted my face and we clunked teeth painfully lol. In our almost 5 years together we have also had the odd night where he failed to get an erection, or I failed to get horny....it happens.
As for premature ejaculators, I have known a few, but PE is actually a kink of mine. I find it a huge turn on, so rather than these being crap shags, I actually stored them in my memory banks for fantasising later lol
One of my exes thought he was a pornstar too I think, he also saw himself as an upcoming world class dj, only problem was the only thing he could have been world class for was the worlds smallest penis! It truly was shocking and he hadn't got a clue what to do with the poor little thing! That was my one and only one night stand and I made my escape in a taxi rapidly after the ridiculously crap session had ended. Nice bloke in lots of ways just the bedroom antics weren't even worth getting stirred up for.
I have 3 (but 2 of them are pretty much the same just 2 different guys)
1. when I lost my virginity, the guy didn't know what he was doing, I couldn't even feel him inside of me and also he almost crushed me to death
2./3. the two different guys were too rough on me while going down on me (felt like they were ripping my vagina) and they both couldn't keep and erection (one of them was drunk and fell asleep on me in the end) :/