I think the best for me , was two different women gave me blow jobs while I was driving in the middle of the day in my old shorty whoopee van . Both would stop if I pulled over . I wonder if the officer would write distracted driving on the ticket ?
Myself imitating a fantasy of mine . Coming on a dildo , then going down on it while riding a dildo . Fantasy of being spit roasted .
The sluttiest thing I almost did was when an old girlfriend called me up to stand in for a male stripper at a batchlerette party . I would have been " all in " , and I am pretty sure I knew ever lady there . Damn fire pager went off and I had to go on a rescue dive instead . My imagination of what would have happened fueled many " self help " sessions !
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Work gets in the way of a lot of fun. But a rescue dive is definitely far more important.
Moral of the story, work at a fast food franchise and plead ill.
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Yeah , and all of them hot . Ex girlfriend probably told them of my sexual performance . This was right after 6 years of body building . We did save two young ladies from a river , was a cold night .
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The same girlfriend and her friend dared me to go to the male strip joint on amateur night . I said I will if you two go to amateur night at my biker strip joint first . Otherwise I knew they would not . They chickened out , so I never did . 
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You certainly have the balls to agree with the stripping. It takes a lot of courage to do these things especially if you knew most of the ladies who would be there. @Oldman
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Ha ha, sign me up free of charge, Wud do this anytime! 
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Full Lovehoney Monty crew staring at a church hall near you.
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I can see it now, a Lovehoney calendar too!
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I already proposed that to the forum in early December so we can get production rolling for this year. Now I just need to find the message with the proposal in it. It had vouchers and @MrGoodGuy in it, and at the centre between June/July members of the forum who wish to be there. All in pretty masks and stuff. Could even make it for charity. 
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I’d be game
But we’re a bit late for 2025 calendars
Don’t know if you remember my original post
But here it is and the link to the expanded thought. It’s just a fun thought process.
I thank you for your willingness to entertain and there seems to be a few more here that would too.
Plenty of time for LH to organize a 2026
Hint hint 
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I am quite modest , but I might be able to find a photo . LMAO ! BTW , @steve19 , I have been known to visit nudist camps , so being naked around people is no problem for me . Plus I almost got a part in a porno movie ! I was up for the underhung husband who left for work before his wife’s lover came over .
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It would be PRE sluttiest thing I wanna do after Mmmmm reading and admiring certain people photos etc… that definitely goes along with a beautiful transgender women or maybe all is just a fantasy Mmmmmmmm ohhhhhh me it be ok
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M66 here. After finishing with a GF 2 years ago I went through a revenge stage which included signing up for a porn cinema about an hour from where I live. One quiet Tuesday afternoon half way through the year I sucked three guys off in 90 minutes. Two of them were big boys, one of them wore a condom. They all came beautifully for me and I often imagine my mouth being filled by the two guys who went bareback: one of them had a huge knob and the cum had nowhere to go except the back of my mouth. Felt really good about myself!
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Being dressed around people is more of a problem for me these days 
The sluttiest thing would probably be best revealed in the weeing topic.
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Wow, that turned out to be quite a thread with some amazing stories.
It drifted to kinks but that happens in every conversation about sex these days, I find. My friend recently told me about her hub’s kink of “clothed female with naked male”. Now, that isn’t one I was expecting to hear about, especially from a late 40s couple, but he wants to bring her and her friends drinks and so on one evening. Not for me, I am afraid.
Thanks for the New Year pick me up. Lots of fun, as always.
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My OH did that to me, we had one of her girlfriends round and after a lot of alcohol she whipped out my cock and started wanking me in front of her friend
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Mrs W here …
@Cuck1873 … full story please, don’t leave us in suspenders …
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Not much more to it, they just had shots each at wanking me until I came.
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