What isyour best chat up line ?

Whats the best chat up line you have or have you heard to you ? Can be cheesey as anything

Mine I have had - have you fallen from heaven as you have stars in your eyes x

Biologists chat up line:

"If you could be any enzyme what would you be? .....

I would be Helicase, because then I could unzip your Jeans (Genes)!"

OMG I pmsl lol

I aim to please

xrd_man wrote:

Biologists chat up line:

"If you could be any enzyme what would you be? .....

I would be Helicase, because then I could unzip your Jeans (Genes)!"

Impressed!!

Ligeresx wrote:

xrd_man wrote:

Biologists chat up line:

"If you could be any enzyme what would you be? .....

I would be Helicase, because then I could unzip your Jeans (Genes)!"

Impressed!!

Very impressed! I really hope that's worked & at least someone out there has gotten laid thanks to this line.

sub-kitten wrote:

Ligeresx wrote:

xrd_man wrote:

Biologists chat up line:

"If you could be any enzyme what would you be? .....

I would be Helicase, because then I could unzip your Jeans (Genes)!"

Impressed!!

Very impressed! I really hope that's worked & at least someone out there has gotten laid thanks to this line.

Me too! :D I would love it if a guy (not a stranger though, because I'd laugh, but it wouldn't work :/) used that on me - it appeals to my inner Chemistry nerd! :D

Candied Citrus wrote:

sub-kitten wrote:

Ligeresx wrote:

xrd_man wrote:

Biologists chat up line:

"If you could be any enzyme what would you be? .....

I would be Helicase, because then I could unzip your Jeans (Genes)!"

Impressed!!

Very impressed! I really hope that's worked & at least someone out there has gotten laid thanks to this line.

Me too! :D I would love it if a guy (not a stranger though, because I'd laugh, but it wouldn't work :/) used that on me - it appeals to my inner Chemistry nerd! :D

Only ever got a chance to use it on friends (in a friendly joking way) as I was engaged when I heard it

Its ace love it anymore

Hi have you got any Italian in you ?

Do You want some ... LOL

Jimi Duro wrote:

Hi have you got any Italian in you ?

Do You want some ... LOL

Thats very similar to one from Austin Powers :-P

Where's this from?

" If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I next to each other"

I once had a guy lick his finger, wipe it on me and then say "we best get you out of those wet clothes"

Groannnn! lol

They have made me chuckle x

really ?

I have never seen austin powers, It was a girl who told me to say it Lol

Jimi Duro wrote:

really ?

I have never seen austin powers, It was a girl who told me to say it Lol

lol, well it is a good line. Only difference is that it's 'clone' not 'italien'!

I don't need a chat up line, I'm a girl. I find "hi how are you?" starts conversations off nicely.

LauraP wrote:

I don't need a chat up line, I'm a girl. I find "hi how are you?" starts conversations off nicely.

*Like*

Similarly, I've always found a simple 'hello' a much better way to start off a conversation.

lol! I had 'you appear to have a hole in your tights. Would you like me to fill it for you?'

ZombieCpl wrote:

lol! I had 'you appear to have a hole in your tights. Would you like me to fill it for you?'

hahahah thats a corker lol

The only one that's ever worked for me was when I asked out the young lady who became my wife with:

"You have lovely eyes" (gazing sweetly into her eyes)

Not clever or funny, but true. I don't really believe in pre-determined lines.