What did she say?
She pretended not to have noticed and got busy with the hot wate, but I clocked a little smirk. Neither of us referred to it again. 
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Having sex in the shower but needing a wee and ending up not holding on! I wanted the shower to wash me down the plughole!
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The old PE when a horny teenager! Hadn’t had a girlfriend for a few months so was a bit frustrated, like a dog with two cocks! Out in town clubbing and pulled the most beautiful girl, she was totally out of my league, I went back hers still not believing my luck, I had purposely not had too much too drink so I could enjoy the night, which was probably my first mistake, the next is my worst nightmare, I was so horny! Too excited, jumped in bed with her and literally a minute later it was over! Never seen such disappointment in someone’s face. Needless to say I never heard from her again.
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That would of added to the thing for me … lucky fella 
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Not so much embarrassing but more painful I once dislocated my knee
When i started going out with my first girlfriend, my late dad bless him, gave me a packet of condoms. I don’t know who was more embarrassed, me or him!
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Actually @WillC, I find that really sweet. Embarrassing, but sweet.
Reminded me of a story my husband told me. First time he went to meet his serious girlfriend’s parents (and stay over), her mother made up the spare room. Well, the girls left the men just before bedtime, and her father asked my now-husband if he was fxcking his daughter. After a brief pause whilst my husband panicked, he carried on saying “because my daughter is so uptight most of the time she needs a damned good fxck.” and went on to point out my husband knew where her room was. You can imagine his girlfriend’s surprise when he arrived in her room, telling her that her father had sent him to fxck her. They split up about a year later, but he remained friends with her father right up until he died.
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A few years ago I felt quite bold and decided to do a strip tease for my partner at the time, the mood was set, lights off, candles lit, sexy music on, he was on the bed and I was at the other end of the room in the hopes I’d saunter over seductively.
So I start, all seems well, thought as I was taking off my top I’d throw my head back to let my hair flip back in time with the music, one, two, three…and boom, battered my head square off the wall behind me, next thing I remember I was on the floor with a pounding headache, I was apparently out for 20 minutes and there was a slight dent in the wall where I hit it, safe to say, I’ve never done a strip tease again!
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The police story, exactly the same situation here! We both got in the front seats naked and drove off!!
Oh bless you, this made me giggle so much though I’m sorry 
This would be exactly the type of thing I’d do - I’m so clumsy. Perhaps not the big bang you were after 
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Oh I’ve had Police approach my car while I was about to get busy on my OH, me with my tits out and his man all exposed ready for attention, lucky I was still wear my too and pulled it up and him in shorts. They actually got us out the car I find out why we were parked up! I wasn’t as embarrassed as my OH when he had to try to get out of the car trying to be all casual.
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That is definitely a strip tease never to be forgotten. X
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Indeed! I’m just clumsy 24/7, being 5’11, 6 foot in heels, I still have no balance whatsoever, I fall trying to walk and text!! It makes me giggle that story, if only there was a camera, could have got £250 on You’ve Been Framed!
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Our Son was out with friends this afternoon.
My Husband suggested a nice long afternoon shag (who am I to refuse).
It got intense, I’m not quiet at the best of times and house to ourselves (has been rare since the pandemic began). Was lovely, passionate and I was a bit (very) loud.
Opened the blinds after, there are cars everywhere parked up the street.
Turns out our adjoining neighbours are hosting a baby shower, guests arriving while I’m screaming my head off.
Gazebo now up outside, was given a few smirks as I nipped down the garden with recycling.
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Not so much sex but a few weeks ago i ordered some sexy pvc outfits from a clothing app that i have, a couple of days later a get a text from my 15yr old daughter with a picture attached saying what the hell … i had completly forgot that my daughter also had my acc on her phone 
i had to quickly respond by saying i had not ordered and that they must of made a mistake when i got home i had her going on at me saying why would people order that and it also has a whip with it 
i found it so hard to keep a straight face and make out i hadnt ordered it .
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I’m the Queen of embarrassing moments.
We have a family google photo sharing thing. I somehow managed to share all images off my phone to the drive (naughtiness in a locked file so that’s I ok I thought).
Problem is.
My old phone had a problem with volume control, sometimes while trying to turn sound down it would take a screen shot instead.
Apparently I was keen to keep the volume down on my porn viewing, several times.
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Having sex on the beach one night while abroad and the Police wandering towards us and asking us to get dressed and go home 
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Staying in a hotel suite, wife in bedroom getting ready for a session, me in lounge area, naked and ready for action, when room service let themselves in to change the towels.
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