Whats she doing for my 21st??

hello, my 21st bday is in the next week and my OH said shes gone 3 things planned and i have to know what they are...

the 1st thing i have already guessed. shes wearing a corset, i guessed this because im fussy and she asked me to pick one.

the 2nd thing i have also guessed and thats watching a porn film (its a big deal for her as she hates porn and the fact i watch it)

but the 3rd thing im clueless about :(

the clues i have so far are...

  • its messy
  • slightly kinky
  • dosnt envolve any clothing
  • she has to buy lots of little things
  • the items are not bought from a sex shop

thats all i have so far has anyone got any ideas?

xx

Jumping up and down in muddy puddles!

ha my guess was food play but shes not all that sexual and confident but would be a good suprise if whe was up for it and i dont think it was a massage as we do that alot and i told her it had to be something special.

the muddy puddles tho woo cant wait ;)

xx

I'd definitely guess sploshing/food play, but maybe my imagination just isn't working too well today!

haha yeah shes deffinetly not planning any sploshing so that kinda does just leave food play, will be awkward now ive got my hopes up and turns out to not be that :)

xx

You just want to keep your fingers crossed it's not scat :-)

Urghh! Cheese toastie!!! That's put me right off my paddling pool full of mushrooms...

Rofl, Sanda, that right there was an epic comment!

Also, mushrooms =/= athlete's foot. It's not like the mushrooms are a disease or something. It's growing from the ground like normal plants. C'mon, give those little mushrooms some love, eh?

Sky Blue 87 wrote:

You just want to keep your fingers crossed it's not scat :-)

did god think the most kinky she would ever go is anal so im safe... i hope....

Re enacting the famous scene from 'Ghost'. If she starts bringing clay and a potters wheel home you will know I am right!!

naked decorating?

although food sex sounds a lot more fun

xGGx

LilMissFrustrated wrote:

Re enacting the famous scene from 'Ghost'. If she starts bringing clay and a potters wheel home you will know I am right!!

LOL would be fun

i have just asked my last question and it was "can you buy the items from a supermarket" answer yes so im 99% its food play fingers crossed xx

Mr-Mrs-Sexy wrote:

i have just asked my last question and it was "can you buy the items from a supermarket" answer yes so im 99% its food play fingers crossed xx

you can get Peppa Pig wellies from a supermarket too! I'm still rooting for muddy puddles.

So when is the big event? You know we'll need an update as soon as you know what's going on... (but don't go stopping half way through just to log on and tell us, think that might be a mood killer!)

ha oh dont if she comes out with wellies im gonna laugh so much, my birthday is on the sat but wont get the supprise till sunday so will let you know, and i might have it up on my phone ready to update you lot. :D xx

you really hate mushrooms dont you :D xx

Looking forward to Sunday/Monday when we get the reveal of what your OH had planned, Mr-Mrs-Sexy. I hope you two have a great time.

Also, Avrielle_Aniko, you're not alone in the avid hate of the evil mushrooms. Horrid creepy, slimy things *shudder* Make my skin crawl when I see them. The only ones I can eat are wood/cloud ear fungus since they're crunchy not slimy.

Oh, well, I feel I know you better now, Avrielle!

Well, if your thread is gonna get hijacked, you could do worse than fundamentalist fungus haters... (I can honestly say that's a phrase I never thought I'd hear myself saying!)
Who'll join me on the 'beat the broccoli' campaign trail?

Err... nah... I've been on broccoli for a good number of years because of my mum. Not saying it's the only thing I've ever eaten. Once a week. With other various items of food.

Plus, I'm a fussy eater and generally want to eat more healthily now. I'm not going crazy about it, though. Broccoli doesn't bother me. So I don't fit in with this campaign. It's like going on a vegan campain whilst eating a McDonald's.

Ginger Ninja Minge wrote:

Broccoli doesn't bother me. So I don't fit in with this campaign. It's like going on a vegan campain whilst eating a McDonald's.

Funny Ginger Ninja so funny ! LOL