What's the first thing you do?

Sex Tips & Talk
1

When you wake up in the morning, and your the opposite sex. What's the first thing you do?

2

Say "morning - did you sleep ok?"

3

Probably go-to the toilet. A full bladder is a full bladder regardless

4

If I woke up as a woman, the first thing I'd do would be look for a willing cock and put it to very good use!

5

I’d have a wee, wash & play with myself. So no real change if I’m honest 🙃

6

Have a cup of tea.

7

нинаnin wrote:

Have a cup of tea.

😂

8

Turn the tv on as the oh turns off the alarm and goes back to bed for 10 minutes

9

Go on LH and buy some sexy lingerie as I would need new underwear.

10

Have a wee, then one of us gets the tea,lets the dog out and brings the tea back to bed.

Nothing else happens until tea has been drunk!

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Peakcouple wrote:

Have a wee, then one of us gets the tea,lets the dog out and brings the tea back to bed.

Nothing else happens until tea has been drunk!

You have my life lol!! Honestly exactly the same as us!!

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Pee I always need a pee. Then I'd jump back in to bed and wank 😂. Watch football drink cider... Hang on except having a penis I do the rest of it anyway haha!