Worst and Best ever

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Well the worst has to be with my First Wife, It lead to a Wedding (no She wasn’t Pregnant), We Met at a Time when I had very low self esteem about myself, I couldn’t believe That She was actually interested in Me.

I wasn’t In Love with Her, I was In Lust With Her, That was My First Mistake (marrying Her was The second Mistake)

Once Married Things Changed Slowly at First but In the end We parted Badly, She had Stolen Money, Alienated Me from my friends, and was using Drugs, That was the End of our Marriage.

Best Ever .

1st, After my divorce I met a lovely lady, She was a Friend of a Friend, She was a Nurse at one of London’s Top Hospital.

we had our first date and I drove Her back to her Flat and was asked in for a “Coffee”, Well we had drunk or coffee and had been talking for ages when all of a sudden She said “I’m Very Wet !” :open_mouth: .

I sort of Mumbled Something unintelligible and the stammered “Oh OK “.

She then came over to me and Unzipped my Fly, OK The penny had now dropped I realised what She had said (yes I was slow on the uptake).

Well what a night that was, Me F****d 6 times, until we fell asleep, and then again before I left for Home.

The relationship lasted 4 years, It Sadly finished when She went to live and Work in the USA, saw Her a few times after that but it was more as friends than Lovers.

I am Now Married to a Lovely Lady for the Last 25 years, But I still Remember That lovely Nurse who Taught Me a Lot !.

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I think my worst was a guy I met while studying who just WOULD NOT LEAVE ME ALONE. I eventually dated him for a while just because he was relentless. Then he tried to move into my house! It took me all my time to get him the hell out and dump his ass. I had to call an ambulance because he threatened to kill himself if I didn’t let him stay. He has been stalking me ever since (he tried contacting me again recently)

My best is my husband, who was the first person to take the time to learn what I wanted, what makes me tick and what I enjoy and he isn’t creepy at all (thank god)

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I don’t really have a worst but I was seeing someone at the weekends, wasn’t really my type we were always drunk when seeing each other, nothing bad really to say accept she always expected me to buy drinks for her, it was picked up by my female friends that it seemed odd that she never bought a drink, the relationship didn’t last long the distance between us made it hard to really get to know each other.

Now onto the Best:

First was my first true love a forbidden love as she was a friends sister so everything had to be done in a covert way for a long time, I guess you would call it a fwb to start with, but it grew to much more and she was the one who I lost my virginity with, a true best friend. But the break up was so awful for me​:sob:

Another Best:

Well I met her in a club she came over to me because I was looking sad due to the previous relationship, after that one night I did the chasing trying to find out where she lived I did find out and posted a letter to her, that relationship was a relationship on another level because she was the first person to make me feel happy and normal again, we had a child, she was the person that got my kinks got more developed and was accepting of them. We both were young and grew as a person. I was with her for a very long time.

Both relationships are just as important to me I really loved them, and both relationships totally destroyed me when it ended. But I can now look back and feel happy about them.

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Worst was a submissive guy I dated, we met online - he never called me “Elena”, only ever “Mistress”, even in public. He had little interest in me as a person and no real interest in the relationship either, but was keen on marrying me and living in a 24/7, female-led relationship (our second date we walked through a park in my neighbourhood and he literally goes “let’s face it, there’s probably somewhere around here we could get married right now if we wanted to” – yikes!). He often avoided eye contact with me and was giggly about the idea of being dominated (I used to be a Domme), but he would also do absolutely anything to get into trouble with me, including messing up a game of 8-ball pool because he thought that would make me mad (nope, I just felt secondhand embarrassment for him). We spent one night in bed together, and he went down on me like a cat at a saucer of milk. I decided he wasn’t for me, dumped him as kindly as I could and he stalked me for about eight months, claiming that my posts that weren’t about him, were. I told him that I’d moved on, he acted like we were happy together. In the end my mother snatched my phone when he called one day, called him “a fucking limpet” and told him to piss off – that worked! :joy:

The best? Well… I’m polyamorous, so we don’t do “bests”, but one of two is snoring right next to me, and the other can be triggered into a Domly fury by the words “boggy woggy kingy wingy” :wink:

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Dont have one specific worse one’s as anything befor meeting my wife were all drunk one night stands. So probably weren’t at my best.

My best though has to be the first time I slept with my now wife we just had a good connection in the bedroom from the off and still do 20yrs later

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The worst I ever had was a gal who was only comfortable with the missionary position. I had just come off a relationship with a cougar who had told me I was the best at oral sex, but I couldn’t get this gal to orgasm. Oral or through intercourse. Lousy kisser and perfunctory blow jobs.

The best? My kinky coworker. She introduced me to what kinky was. I never gave a gal a facial but she wanted facials all the time. I saw her on Mondays (both our days off) but during the week she wanted me to jerk off as much as I could during the week and save it (I froze it) for Mondays where during the week she would add it to her coffee and food. She also tried her best, though she failed, to deepthroat me. Just knowing she going to eat b she drink my cum all week made me jerk off as many times as I could manage during the week. She even wrote poems and notes about how I had awakened her sex drive. She absolutely loved how my fat dick filled her up to bursting and even with sketched it from pictures she took. I miss her.