# You know you've got too many sex toys when... **URL:** \ **Category:** Sex Toys\ **Created:** [May 25, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158 "2012-05-25T13:26:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lovehoney\_Acey](https://dub1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/user_avatar/lovehoneyforum.com/lovehoney_acey/32/491_2.png) [@Lovehoney\_Acey](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Lovehoney_Acey)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/1 "2012-05-25T13:26:37Z")
...you wish there was a universal sex toy recharger, because all the wires get tangled in your bedside drawer. ---
**Author:** ![Blueeyes82](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@Blueeyes82](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Blueeyes82)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:30pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/2 "2012-05-25T13:30:16Z")
when you have 6 boxes stacked up in your bedroom, all sized 2.5ft x 3ft full of sex toys..........\*whistles\* ---
**Author:** ![Despina\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Despina\_Rose](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Despina_Rose)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:32pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/3 "2012-05-25T13:32:49Z")
When you are running out of places to store them and can't remember where they all are... Totally agree with the universal charger! ---
**Author:** ![PlumCake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@PlumCake](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/PlumCake)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/4 "2012-05-25T13:33:46Z")
You know you don't have enough when you have a shopping list the size of your arm... ---
**Author:** ![Lady\_Ness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3e96dc/32.png) [@Lady\_Ness](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Lady_Ness)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/5 "2012-05-25T13:33:59Z")
.... when they take up more space in your wardrobe than clothing. ... when you start replacing peoples words in your your mind during conversations with the word 'sex toys'. ---
**Author:** ![anon17243021](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d9b06d/32.png) [@anon17243021](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/anon17243021)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:34pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/6 "2012-05-25T13:34:38Z")
... when you realise there's no such thing as too many sex toys! ---
**Author:** ![anon11157323](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e36b37/32.png) [@anon11157323](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/anon11157323)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 1:39pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/7 "2012-05-25T13:39:18Z")
... when you try to replace your partner's batteries?? ![](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/original/3X/1/c/1caf4ed797b7cf9fd4e3f4321fac9c21130a3b2e.gif) ---
**Author:** ![kc1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4491bb/32.png) [@kc1](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/kc1)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 2:48pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/8 "2012-05-25T14:48:32Z")
...when you ca't decide which one to start with. ---
**Author:** ![rose\_hip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@rose\_hip](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/rose_hip)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 5:27pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/9 "2012-05-25T17:27:39Z")
> Avrielle\_Aniko wrote: > > ...when you demand your boyfriend stands out in the cold for an hour before sex, so he can vibrate. ROFL. Brilliant. ![](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/original/3X/a/f/af7531228ce70d51c0ec0f4f807bf3386525eecc.gif) ---
**Author:** ![ghostgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@ghostgirl](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/ghostgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 5:57pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/10 "2012-05-25T17:57:37Z")
When you spend more on batteries than on beer When you cant find the one you really want when you have duplicates of things xGGx ---
**Author:** ![Blueeyes82](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/43a26b/32.png) [@Blueeyes82](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Blueeyes82)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 5:59pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/11 "2012-05-25T17:59:00Z")
i can see the bloggers have the same issues lol ---
**Author:** ![chuckybomcc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a8b319/32.png) [@chuckybomcc](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/chuckybomcc)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 7:14pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/12 "2012-05-25T19:14:31Z")
when you have to spend £££ on LH toy bags to store them in, then find out you need more bags!!! ---
**Author:** ![Pixieking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/85f322/32.png) [@Pixieking](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Pixieking)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/13 "2012-05-25T20:48:45Z")
When your friends make dildo jokes and you get serious and lecture about material safety and company names. ---
**Author:** ![anon73539676](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c4cdca/32.png) [@anon73539676](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/anon73539676)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 6:06am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/14 "2012-05-26T06:06:51Z")
When there is no more hiding places, you hide them under the carpet! ---
**Author:** ![Laveila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/9de0a6/32.png) [@Laveila](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Laveila)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 6:43am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/15 "2012-05-26T06:43:33Z")
When you cannot remember when you used some of them! ---
**Author:** ![anon25276940](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@anon25276940](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/anon25276940)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 9:14am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/16 "2012-05-26T09:14:17Z")
When you start buying matching sets of luggage to store them in ---
**Author:** ![dotdashdot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a4c791/32.png) [@dotdashdot](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/dotdashdot)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 10:25am UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/17 "2012-05-26T10:25:22Z")
When you start every sentence with "Me and my rabbit..." ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_HKM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ms\_HKM](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Ms_HKM)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 12:05pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/18 "2012-05-26T12:05:44Z")
.... when you wonder if your rabbit will do a better job at whipping cream than your electric whisk ---
**Author:** ![Ms\_HKM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ms\_HKM](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/Ms_HKM)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 12:06pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/19 "2012-05-26T12:06:42Z")
... the TV remote has been without batteries for nine years. ---
**Author:** ![ghostgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3ec8ea/32.png) [@ghostgirl](https://lovehoneyforum.com/u/ghostgirl)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 1:33pm UTC](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158/20 "2012-05-26T13:33:03Z")
> dotdashdot wrote: > > When you start every sentence with "Me and my rabbit..." when you have to state which of your rabbits ![](https://europe1.discourse-cdn.com/lovehoney/original/3X/f/e/fecbd5ed539353cb8a59989c7fdf7c733ac037d1.gif) xGGx [Next page](https://lovehoneyforum.com/t/you-know-youve-got-too-many-sex-toys-when/251158.md?page=2)