Your First Porn Movie/Video?

true story @Oldman

the theater I attended in the mid-1980s DID have sticky floors…are you telling me that wasn’t from oily popcorn? :smile: the seats were comfy and clean tho.

1 Like

I can’t remember the first movie, but growing up in the 80’s next to a naval married quarters estate, we’d quite often find bush porn down the local woods, no doubt someone was about to go away on tour and had to ditch their stash whist walking the dog! Mostly it was the standard razzle/readers wives type of magazines, everyone and then you’d find the “hardcore” ones which had the action photos, but the holy grail was the porn playing cards which had all the sorts of things they wouldn’t publish in magazines!

1 Like

Oh wow I remember bush porn!! Was the best thing back then :grimacing::joy: thinking about it now though …. How grim it actually is :joy::face_vomiting::joy:

2 Likes

Those were the days!

My husband still has some of the porn playing cards!

2 Likes

That’s the first time I ever saw a woman with a penis! And some more questionable things on some of the cards too!

1 Like

The first porn that I ever watched was Indian Summer. My older brother had a cable box descrambler. I was spending the night over and his wife was out of town. He had some friends over and they got shit-faced drunk. One by one they began to leave. My brother was passed out in his room. I went over and started watching. It was love at first sight. I fell in love with porn from that moment on. Savanah and Hyapatia Lee had beautiful, big tits that I wish I was sucking. Randy West and Peter North were fucKINGS. The cum shot that Mr. North gave was something incredible. The good ol’ days. It feels like just yesterday as I’m writing. Indian Summer from Vivid Entertainment is my all-time favorite porn movie.

Mine was on VHS, my friends mum had quite innocently given me the flashdance movie that I loved, to keep, they had upgraded to a dvd player, they were rich rich :joy:

So of course I watched the movie and when it was over I let the titles run as I think from memory if you let the tape run to the end it rewinded itself.
Screen goes black then music starts umm whats this? 2 half naked girls pop up saying they are wet and ready and waiting for you…call this number :exploding_head: followed by a couple of clips, then what must have been that free 10min teaser, It was horny housewives or something like that, just them in various positions, in the shower or waiting on the stairs, everything exposed. I thought they were beautiful, I played that tape out :joy:
After that it was the free 10mins on sky tv, sometimes they staggered them so at 12.10 another channel would start that was the first id seen a bj and piv in detail.

4 Likes

My first video I watched and masturbated to was on VHS cassette and was The Loveds Guide, I just googled it and it was released in 1991.
It had full scenes of both guys and women masturbating solo, including the guys ejaculation.
Also full vaginal penetration scenes of oral sex and illustrations of positions.
I used to masturbate to it most evenings until I bought porn tapes and DVD’s from the local sex shop
It’s still available on Pornhub so think I might go take a look and see how it looks with my prospective from today!
:grin:

Big bushes are still pretty popular I love younger lesbians with a big bush performing oral and rimming on each other. Girls Out West has some great vids of this type I recommend a wank over them!

@colbart I’m sure I remember something on channel 4 late night with a studio audience where a guy was giving head to a woman as a demonstration of oral sex I vividly remember whipping out my penis ejaculating an enormous load onto the carpet and quickly cleaning up in case my wife woke up and appeared from the next door bedroom or maybe it was all a dream lol

Mine was vintage “Debbie Does Dallas” and “Tangerine” from a badly duped VHS that I found in my dads cupboards…

Always had to remember to rewind it to the same spot after watching! Quality was aweful, so had to squint to understand what you were actually seeing!

Pretty sure I was talking about the mags you used to find in bushes! :joy: absolutely nothing wrong with “bush” on a lady imo ……… but then I’ve never been a fussy eater :grin::joy::joy:

1 Like

RTL channel & Danni Ash