I ordered the escante French maid outfit with matching knickers and hold ups. I have no reason to dress up but might make my pictures a bit more fun. I love the nun outfit too and thats also in the sale
Soft handcuffs, an anal hook and a large glass butt plug. I think I might have over reached myself with the plug though. It looks a lot bigger than the oneās Iām using at the moment.
Just ordered the following;
Got a few bits arriving from LH tomorrow⦠the sale tempted me too much to wait until paydayā¦
Finally ordered a clitoral pump, which is something the wife and I have been interested in trying.
Also the mega sex toy bundle thats currently on sale as we needed a new wand and the extra bits are handy.
And the g tickler, as my wife purchased a similar one for a friend but I think she secretly wanted it herself.
Canāt wait for tomorrow ![]()
Ordered a double penetration vibrator, canāt wait for it to arrive (hopefully tomorrow) and try it out
That looks like a monster @Knottydevil! Enjoy!
Yep. It doubles as a weapon if you get burgled too. This thingās got some serious weight!
But being serious for a minute, Iām not encouraging battering burglars, just trying to make light of this heavy toy. DIY tasks like putting up pictures or breaking coconuts open are other options.
Weāll be taking it slowly and warming up with the smaller end for sureā¦
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I didnāt think you meant it for a minute!
Definitely the sensible way forward. Thankfully itās hollow or it would be practically dangerous ![]()
My anal hook has just arrived so I tried it out with the new handcuffs attached.
It was amazing. I got so turned on within seconds that I had to ask her to unstrap me as I was getting so hard inside my cage. That gets uncomfortable quite quickly (as itās supposed to).
Weāll definitely be using that combination in our next session.
Bought some caramel latte flavoured lube today. Planning an all you can eat buffet of the wifes pussy on saturday night. Getting hard thinking about itā![]()
A collar and chain to attach to my new anal hook.
I ordered this as a surprise for my 90 year old next door neighbour. Shes shielding due to health problems and is enjoying jigsaw puzzles to help pass the time.
She will find this very amusing and enjoy it with a few brandys. I really am very lucky to have her as a neighbour
That should brighten her day, how lovely ![]()
Fun to see what everyone posts. Also feel free to ask me any questions about the products.
Wish I was your neighbour, that would brighten my day too.
Lovely thought
@Cupc8kes & @Melody1 honestly youāve never met a pensioner like her. She loves a bottle of brandy and a sun tan and her stories are hilarious and often naughty. Her husband passed away last year and all thos isolation and then her health has been added stress but she just cracks on with her amazing humour and wit. I adore her. I should introduce her to the forum, she is as saucy as ever haha @anon90463906 I wish you were my neighbour too⦠I would steal your lingerie from your washing line ![]()
ā¦and my ālatest purchaseā would be some super sleek stockings to hang out there specially to accessorize your lovely legs for the photo uploads
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Ohhh my what a lovely neighbour
I think I overloaded on tomorrowās pics. I was adding 1 by 1 then I think I uploaded quite a few all at once. Still figuring this out. My new French maids outfit and matching fishnet hold ups arrived and I took a lot of photos. Iām hoping I didnt upload the same ones⦠we will see


