Hello and welcome to a forum based competion!
We have reached such a huge number in reviews... 150K. That is a lot of words and all written by our fantastic members. Huge pat on the back for you guys. Yay, well done all of you!
Some of those reviews are partly down to the testers we have here, free items for exchnage for feedback ... great isn't it.
So I have selected some of our tester member's reviews against some popular items (not necessarily ones received to test  )
I have aslo aded a few extra hints to help locate what item the reviewer may be talking about. 
To enter this forum based comp you will need to email me at community@lovehoney.co.uk with the title 150k reviews.
Please answer these questions in the email:
1. What item is it ?
2. Who is the reviewer?
3. The review title?
Winning prize is 15000 Oh! points, with runner ups points too.
We wanted to thank you all for this great achievement with this giveaway and a sale, Hoorah!
Good luck all 
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Have a guess what products these reviews belong to.....
Item 1 :
Description qoute: Store your new vibrator in the toy case provided, away from dust, heat and direct sunlight. A small opening in the back of the case can fit the width of the USB cable for discreet charging.
Review qoute : Dressed to impress, a velvet-purple coat smoothers almost the entirety of the toy. Accessorised with an accent of silver and beautifully sculptured into a pebble shape, there's no doubting it scores highly in sex toy beauty.
Size qoute : Length: 4 inches
Item 2:
Description qoute: Compactly sized to stay by your side, enjoy arousal on-demand and impulsive promiscuity as the waterproof vibe powers you to new peaks of sensation.
Review qoute: Upon using this on my wife, it unleashed her 'Wild Side' and her inner 'Porn Star.' we tried the different speeds and pulses and when it got 'Too Fast For Love' and she was on the edge, we switched to a slower speed.
Size qoute: Length: 3.75 inches
Item 3
Description qoute: This is too much - all this overstimulation, everywhere. My body starts to climb, and on my knees, I'm unable to control the buildup. Oh my..
Review qoute: It is sleek and elegant, black with a sliver of silver around the base.This broke up the toy a little from just plain black. The shaft is made from the most seductively smooth silicone, it even looks velvety soft.
Size qoute: Insertable Length: 5.25 inches
Item 4
Description qoute: Switch things up by alternating between light tickles, lingering strokes and swirling patterns for irresistible sensations.
Review qoute: My husband enjoyed it too. "It was different, nice different, but I prefer seeing you being teased." He's not a man of many words really.
Size qoute: Length: 8 inches
Description qoute: An essential for safe and pleasurable anal adventures at home or away
Review qoute: I like the design and it's not too obvious what it is to outsiders. I would have no worries leaving this out in the bathroom or bedroom, as from a quick glance it looks fairly unassuming.
Size qoute: 100 ml