I’m going to resubmit my version of Cliff’s festive favourite, Dildos and Wine from 2021
Dildos and Wine
The lady is a queen, the voyeurs sing,
The clit has swelled, there’s a big O coming;
Dreams of Santa, glass of Bordeux,
Fingers numb, faces aglow.
Oh, it’s Christmas time, dildos and wine,
Women wanking fingering sublime;
With logs on the fire and toys under tree,
A time to rejoice in the gush that we see.
A time for grinding, a time for receiving,
A time for thrusting, not restraining
Lust and laughter and joy ever after,
Ours for the taking, just follow the master.
Christmas time, dildos and wine,
Women wanking fingering sublime;
With logs on the fire and toys under tree,
A time to rejoice in the gush that we see.