2024 Kinkmas Song

In honour of previous years excellent submissions to hit the seasons No 1 spot (no that’s not the G Spot)

I thought this might give you a moments laughter. If not, and you think you can do better, I look forward to your submission (no not that kind, although :rofl:)

Get your minds out the gutter and get to typing and take inspiration form past posts

Bondage and Twine

The Master is a king, the submissives’ sing
The switch has passed, there’s a spanking beginning
Dreams of whips, dreams of canes
Clits been rubbed, faces say “O”, it’s

Dungeon time, bondage and twine
Subs singing yes to masters rhymes
With asses on fire and cocks in their cage
A time to rejoice in the kink that we see

A time for squirting, a time for exploring
A time for thrusting, not demeaning
Love and laughter and joy ever after
You’re for submitting, just follow your master

Dungeon time, bondage and twine
Subs singing yes to masters rhymes
With asses on the fire and cocks in their cages
A time to rejoice in the kink that we see

Submissive delight
Masters right

It’s a time for batting, a time for waxing
A time for flogging and for falletio
Bondage is love, submission is peace
A time for the orgy to finally begin

Bondage time (kinky night),
Lush’s and We Vibes (dungeon time)

Juices flowing and lube a lubbing
With asses on the fire and cocks in their cages
A time to rejoice in the kink that we see

Pegging time,
Dildos and vibes

Spit roasting and also air tight
With asses on the fire and cocks in their cages
A time to rejoice in the kink that we see

Golden showers (shower time),
Nipple clamps and clits

Subs are groaning and Masters moaning
With asses on the fire and cocks in their cages
A time to rejoice in the kink that we see

Exhibitionist time (voyeurs delight)
Barmaids and stories(blog time)

Festive costumes left all over the floor
With asses on the fire and cocks in their cages
A time to rejoice in the kink that we see

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I’m going to resubmit my version of Cliff’s festive favourite, Dildos and Wine from 2021

Dildos and Wine

The lady is a queen, the voyeurs sing,
The clit has swelled, there’s a big O coming;
Dreams of Santa, glass of Bordeux,
Fingers numb, faces aglow.

Oh, it’s Christmas time, dildos and wine,
Women wanking fingering sublime;
With logs on the fire and toys under tree,
A time to rejoice in the gush that we see.

A time for grinding, a time for receiving,
A time for thrusting, not restraining
Lust and laughter and joy ever after,
Ours for the taking, just follow the master.

Christmas time, dildos and wine,
Women wanking fingering sublime;
With logs on the fire and toys under tree,
A time to rejoice in the gush that we see.

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That was excellent then and is now. :heart:

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We wish you a Merry Kinkmas,
We wish you a Merry Kinkmas,
We wish you a Merry Kinkmas,
And a kinky New Year!

Good bindings we bring,
For you and your sub,
With leather and O-rings,
For a kinky New Year!

Now bring us some whips and floggers,
Now bring us some whips and floggers,
Now bring us some whips and floggers,
And beat me right here!

For we all like B-D-S-M,
For we all like B-D-S-M,
For we all like B-D-S-M,
So let’s go get some!

We won’t cum without permission,
We won’t cum without permission,
We won’t cum without permission,
Let’s do it right here!

Good bindings we bring,
For you and your sub,
With leather and O-rings,
For a kinky New Year!

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Simple and effective. :lovehoney_heart:

Only wanking is just so frightful
And as your fanny is so delightful
My limp cock was hanging low
let it grow , let it grow , let it grow.

It doesn’t show signs of stopping
If it doesnt your eyes will be popping
So turnaround and bend down low
I’ll go in slow, go in slow, go in slow.

While your pussy is feeling so right
How i hate to pull out while on form
But if you really squeez me tight
My cock all the way in I will ram.

You love it by the sounds of your sighing
And fill me more is all youre crying
As long as youre wanting more
I’ll cum and roar ,cum and roar , cum and roar.

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I see we have another heavy hitting coming in strong fighting for first place.