2026 New Year’s Resolutions

Off-Topic Chat
1

Starting this topic early.

Do you have any (sex related or not) New Year’s resolutions? Or do you not bother?

My one for 2025 was to read 52 books. Didn’t happen, as I hit a really dull book, and then didn’t get back to it.

For 2026, I am going to keep tracking things such as video game progress, try to learn tarot (even though I don’t believe in it, but it’s fun to do for others) and get my podcast up to 20,000 plays.

For sex things, simple bits like more pegging, more anal would all be good things. There are trackers again for things like that, which I could use too.

I may add some more but I don’t set things like weight loss, or any of the typical ones but smaller more achievable resolutions. What are yours?

2 Likes
2

I think my only one - and it sounds corny and typical - is to focus on myself more. Not putting everybody else last exactly, but not putting myself last. I plan to amp up the self-love next year. Wait…not like that! Okay, maybe like that too.

4 Likes
3

I don’t really do resolutions, I just try to work on things as and when they come up. Next year though I am planning to try to have a healthier work to life balance.

1 Like
4

My OH is starting HRT in the new year. Her friend said it turned her into a nymphomaniac. I assume it’s not the same for everyone but who knows my resolution might have to be to get fitter so I can keep up, in more ways than one.

1 Like
5

Ahh, Mrs Chimp has been on HRT for a while now and as yet has not turned into a nymphomaniac. :frowning: Though she has definitely stopped yelling at me as much so I’m not totally disappointed with the results. :slight_smile:

4 Likes
6

Probably very sad but I hope to get the forum Devotee badge :folded_hands:

5 Likes
7

@Stacy2 The way you are posting you will get the badge in no time. :+1:

2 Likes
8

Oooh learning tarot should be fun!

I’ve given up on resolutions this year as anything I try to accomplish goes dramatically in the opposite direction like I incur an opposite magnet effect :magnet:

9

Hi Everyone,

I am not one for resolutions but OH is so she is planning the usual - less chocolate more exercise etc etc.

Sexual things I would like is more mutual masturbating - we do it sometimes but I want to do more.

For OH she would like to fulfil a few fantasies and her current one is to have sex on a boat after some amateur porn we watched :rofl:

10

Don’t make resolutions, just hoping to get through the year mentally and physically unscathed.

1 Like
11

Absolutely what @WillC said, then there is no let down in six months time.

1 Like
12

Mrs W here …..

Just saw this thread and this popped straight into me head because Mr W, Pen and I were discussing such things earlier…..

Pen and I are going to do our best to lay our hands (and perhaps more) on one of these giant cocks that we read/hear about …… Mr W said he is fine with the idea, but with a proviso or 2 ….. one is if Mr W is not present, then no putting it in my pussy - if he is present then a decision will be made by him depending on details ….. xx

13

I don’t normally do resolutions, but the obvious, make more time for each other, keep reminding my other half it’s ok to be a little more curvey, as most of us are no longer twenty one.as nice as it would be to lay beside each other on a nudist beach but that may be a step to far).

14

Be intentionally affectionate with each other. Not sex necessarily - but touching each other. Kissing. Also little things to just make each other feel appreciated. Brining a cup of coffee, doing something to make the other’s life just a little nicer.

We already do this - but to increase it

15

Not so much as a resolution, but I would like to explore more pegging and predicament play this year, as well as making our femdom and chastity play more than just a casual when we think about it thing, maybe even head towards a lifestyle as much as I can. I also want to do Locktober this year as I’ve not had the opportunity bc of my work.