We all have a similar line of thinking on here...but if you ever want to get a card for the OH...it seems there aren't too many places that say the words we feel....
So how about posting some of your favorite card saying for the community to gain instpiration from? Please post original ideas...we can all use Google on our own...
Here's a few to get things rolling...
Roses are red
And now so is my rear
“I forgot our safe word!”
I shouted with tears!
Or how about…
There once was a man called Lester
He wished to become a toy tester
He made up a list
And posted his wish
Now his wiener looks like a court jester
I actually used this one…
Roses are Red
I love how they grow
I got you a little gift
That is sure to give a BIG O
I bought a vibrator for my lovely lady
At first glance she thought it was shady
With batteries in, waiting for her to scream and shout
It was quite unexpected, when she knocked a tooth out!!
If your sex life is boring and needs a little spice
Fill your LH basket with all things nice
From vibrators to butt plugs its got all you need
To satisfy you and sew your sexual seed
If it is something for the ladies you can get lingerie
For him there is cock rings and other items, risque
So start your shopping without further delay
Boring sex is like, your worst ever day
There once was a girl on Lovehoney
Who had the most exquisite cunny.
She snapped on some clips
To both of its lips
And then pounded it hard with a bunny.
My filthy side comes out to play.
Roses are Red
And smell of purfume
There's a naughtly little gift
Waiting in the bedroom
Vibrators are red
And sometimes theyre blue
Treat yourself on LH
To an orgasm for you
dildo's are black
butt pluggs are blue
treat your self to something new
be it four things for forty
or one for a ton
just bend the the plastic and buy some fun
There once was a man who was mellow
He spent most of his days eating jello
He them bought a Tenga Flip
And took it for a dip
And shout out a great big HELLO!
I woke up this morning, it was a bit of a farce
My girlfriend said she wanted it in her arse
I pulled out my cock and drove in quite deep
Unfortunately for her she'd been talking in her sleep
ha ha ha good one ghostie
Do you enjoy giving oral to your other half
Or does it turn you off, or make you laugh
When you have their genitalia in your gob
Do you want to lick suck or swallow, or bite the end off his knob
Hickory Dickory Doc
All I'm wearing is a sock
The male Chastity Belt was fun
And I really do love you hun...
But how the heck do I take off this LOCK!?!?
I said our love life is a bore
I recomended she act like a hore
What do you say
We have a Three-Way
So she came back with a huge guy named Thor!
Would you get your tits out for the boys
Would you video yourself with your toys
Do you prefer a dildo or battery vibrator
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