Advice on Sex Machines

I have an extensive collection of toys and would like to add what are politely called a Sex Machine to my collection.

The big question is which one? They seem to vary greatly in design and price with differing reviews so much depends on what one wants really. I have used a friend's but it was a bit tame for me and not enough insertable length. She love's it though.

I would like one that's fairly portable and that I dont have to hold. I simply want to lay back and enjoy. I also want to be able to change the dildo to larger sizes and many seem quite small for my liking. I also need one I can store fairly easily so it's away from prying eyes.

I really dont want to spend £300+ only to be disappointed so any advice gratefully received as well as your experiences.

Thanks x

The one I have I'd recommend in a heartbeat, it's out of this world and fits the bill in every way. Unfortunately Lovehoney don't currently stock it, so I'm not sure if I'm allowed to even mention it :/

Same here. I would like one that you can use oversized toys on.

There is a website that build them but its very pricey

I have 2 noisy and bulky ones stored under our bed. I'm looking for something that's quiet and portable. Have a budget of £500. If you know of a good one please let me know.

Yes, coping with oversized dildos is a must.

We are thinking of building one ourselves if we get the time.

Anyone knows or have used this machine before?

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Very good reviews and I'm think of buying it online.

Not heard of it, no, and you'll need to be careful of posting products that LH don't stock (it's a business after all, competitor links are reserved for the Pander to Me thread only)...

What I would say to the OP is that there are plenty of machines for which you can buy an adapter kit for suction cup dildos. That's what I did for my machine; can't elaborate beyond that unfortunately...

Thanks. It's my mistake. Shouldn't have mentioned the product name. LH my apology.

4Uonly wrote:

I have 2 noisy and bulky ones stored under our bed. I'm looking for something that's quiet and portable. Have a budget of £500. If you know of a good one please let me know.

Yes, coping with oversized dildos is a must.

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=37738 ?

Comes with two big dildos and is travel friendly.

I saw this one. I'm thinking of buying it when I visit UK in 2018.

Us girlies wanting a quiet, portable one with larger options are still no further forward? Lovehoney, have you thought of expending the machine range as there is a market?

Hi emanem
There are a couple that I know of, but not sure if I can mention as lovehoney don’t stock them x

I believe we are getting a new machine soon. When, I don't know, but it looks pretty cool.

Machines naturally will be loud and I don't think I have ever seen a quiet or discreet option, sorry :(

I would reccomend the Pipedream one which is not that large and would be good for travel: https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31492

Otherwiseeee the Fun Factory Thrusting Vibes are amazing and I would 10/10 suggest these for a more discreet option!

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26471

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34534

Lovehoney - Paige wrote:

I believe we are getting a new machine soon. When, I don't know, but it looks pretty cool.

Machines naturally will be loud and I don't think I have ever seen a quiet or discreet option, sorry :(

I would reccomend the Pipedream one which is not that large and would be good for travel: https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31492

Otherwiseeee the Fun Factory Thrusting Vibes are amazing and I would 10/10 suggest these for a more discreet option!

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26471

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34534

Do you just buy these or are there perks of the job to take home? ![](upload://l9s9e23YKLHpoOzgGVeUkhZGcEr.gif) I wish I had enough practice with sex machines to be able to recommend 3.

Robo fuk machine I found to be good. I purchased the machine and an adapter to it from lovehoney so that I can attach any vac-u-lock dildo to it. I believe that vac-u-lock do a decent size range in dildos. At the time I wanted smaller dildos and again was able to purchase it all here. Hope this helps 😊

OH always keeps offering to build me one as he has a fantasy of watching me use one, I am far too terrified to let him though lol. Not only do the machine scare me but I know what his skills are like, it would be a beast an probably tear me in half lol.

Thanks for the recommendatins https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/members/lovehoney-paige/ and the Pipedream looks interesting but as one of the reviewers says you cannot buy attatchments for these in the UK and after doing a little research I concur with this. My issue is 5" insertable length is simply too small for me and it is allot of money to spend to be disappointed.

The handheld ones also look intereresting but as a reveiwer said, they are relatively small and suggests they are for beginners and I am certainly not that!

And https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/members/cutecountrygirl/ , if you do get one made for you, and are still in one peice, please let me know. Ha Ha.

So as the Apprectice say, My Search for a Sex Machine continues! xx

Haha will do. I am sure one day he will just make one for me, he's probably collecting bits for it, he mentioned once before that he had a special type of motor or something in his workshop that would be great for a sex machine so he is keeping it just in case lol.

MK7 wrote:

Lovehoney - Paige wrote:

I believe we are getting a new machine soon. When, I don't know, but it looks pretty cool.

Machines naturally will be loud and I don't think I have ever seen a quiet or discreet option, sorry :(

I would reccomend the Pipedream one which is not that large and would be good for travel: https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=31492

Otherwiseeee the Fun Factory Thrusting Vibes are amazing and I would 10/10 suggest these for a more discreet option!

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=26471

https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34534

Do you just buy these or are there perks of the job to take home? I wish I had enough practice with sex machines to be able to recommend 3.

Ive actually tried none of these haha but I know them all quite well. When you have been at Lovehoney for 3.5 years you tend to see and know most products, especially in customer service!

I have tried this one though which is apart of the thrusting range, and they're super cool. https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28093

The neighbours will end up ringing the council on you thinking you’re drilling the foundations out from under the house lol.

Yeah most of them aren’t very discreet. Sound lik the washing machines are having an orgy