I have an extensive collection of toys and would like to add what are politely called a Sex Machine to my collection.
The big question is which one? They seem to vary greatly in design and price with differing reviews so much depends on what one wants really. I have used a friend's but it was a bit tame for me and not enough insertable length. She love's it though.
I would like one that's fairly portable and that I dont have to hold. I simply want to lay back and enjoy. I also want to be able to change the dildo to larger sizes and many seem quite small for my liking. I also need one I can store fairly easily so it's away from prying eyes.
I really dont want to spend £300+ only to be disappointed so any advice gratefully received as well as your experiences.
The one I have I'd recommend in a heartbeat, it's out of this world and fits the bill in every way. Unfortunately Lovehoney don't currently stock it, so I'm not sure if I'm allowed to even mention it :/
I have 2 noisy and bulky ones stored under our bed. I'm looking for something that's quiet and portable. Have a budget of £500. If you know of a good one please let me know.
Not heard of it, no, and you'll need to be careful of posting products that LH don't stock (it's a business after all, competitor links are reserved for the Pander to Me thread only)...
What I would say to the OP is that there are plenty of machines for which you can buy an adapter kit for suction cup dildos. That's what I did for my machine; can't elaborate beyond that unfortunately...
I have 2 noisy and bulky ones stored under our bed. I'm looking for something that's quiet and portable. Have a budget of £500. If you know of a good one please let me know.
Us girlies wanting a quiet, portable one with larger options are still no further forward? Lovehoney, have you thought of expending the machine range as there is a market?
Do you just buy these or are there perks of the job to take home?  I wish I had enough practice with sex machines to be able to recommend 3.
Robo fuk machine I found to be good. I purchased the machine and an adapter to it from lovehoney so that I can attach any vac-u-lock dildo to it. I believe that vac-u-lock do a decent size range in dildos. At the time I wanted smaller dildos and again was able to purchase it all here. Hope this helps 😊
OH always keeps offering to build me one as he has a fantasy of watching me use one, I am far too terrified to let him though lol. Not only do the machine scare me but I know what his skills are like, it would be a beast an probably tear me in half lol.
Thanks for the recommendatins https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/members/lovehoney-paige/ and the Pipedream looks interesting but as one of the reviewers says you cannot buy attatchments for these in the UK and after doing a little research I concur with this. My issue is 5" insertable length is simply too small for me and it is allot of money to spend to be disappointed.
The handheld ones also look intereresting but as a reveiwer said, they are relatively small and suggests they are for beginners and I am certainly not that!
Haha will do. I am sure one day he will just make one for me, he's probably collecting bits for it, he mentioned once before that he had a special type of motor or something in his workshop that would be great for a sex machine so he is keeping it just in case lol.
Do you just buy these or are there perks of the job to take home? I wish I had enough practice with sex machines to be able to recommend 3.
Ive actually tried none of these haha but I know them all quite well. When you have been at Lovehoney for 3.5 years you tend to see and know most products, especially in customer service!