I wanna do anal at home but I don’t wanna buy a dildo does anyone know of any household materials I can sit on? Also does anyone know an alternative to lube?
Brooms, toilet brush handles, pens, bottles of almost anything, chair legs.
Just make sure whatever you use has a flared base or something to firmly hold on to so that it doesn’t get lost inside you.
You should go along to your local Accident and Emergency Dept at the hospital, they will be able to tell you of many items that have somehow jumped into patients anus.
I’d suggest not using a chair leg though, what if you need an ambulance and they need the fire service to support? 
Isn’t there a saying?………. “Anythings a dildo, if your brave enough!” 
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Get A&E on speed dial…
I’m sure every nurse in the hospital will visit your cubical if your bum sucks up your homemade toy…
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Anything if your brave enough. And coukd prob use oil of some kind or butter lol
I don’t use toys on myself, but for lube I use my own natural vaginal stuff, and plenty of spit.
Ok I know there is already a few jokes being made in this thread or well I hope certain people are joking but sorry to be the boring one but please do not shove anything up your bum from around your house!!
Not only is it dangerous but also could lead to lots of embarrassment.
Any greys anatomy fan can tell you the serious consequences of putting a deodorant can up your bottom 
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Or people accidentally fell on them whilst cooking naked!
But the instructions said “twist cap and push up bottom”
@Fireman20121 Why do you not want to buy a dildo? I’m guessing from your age, you may live with your parents. Is that the reason? Maybe I shouldn’t be assuming but do you need suggestions on how to be discreet?
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Coconut oil is supposed to be a good lube. Never tried it myself sexually beyond the odd handjob but cooking with it on ocassion suggests its long lasting where it counts.
lol medically it’s probably not best to advise on items to use what isn’t intended for anal play but we’ve probably all done it a few times and I’d say things like carrots or cucumbers or even some types of roll on deodorants have a nice shape to them… be sure to maybe put them in a condom to help and with  natural alternative to lube you can use precum or spit!
Coconut oil available at your German supermarket for about £1.50 anything that has no sharp edges is the right size and won’t get lost would work make sure its clean too?
Vegetables, hand held tools, but none are despair that, your best best is ordering something from lovehoney and stashing it away if it’s an issue