You’re sat on Santa’s lap (take that any way you want to), what’s on your Christmas wishlist for this year?
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You’re sat on Santa’s lap (take that any way you want to), what’s on your Christmas wishlist for this year?
Reminder to redact any links to rival products (lingerie, sex toys etc.) that aren’t for sale on LH, and to not name any rival brands.
I have no list so this will be an inspiration to me.
£20k will do me, get that lean-to conservatory built. No point having things if we don’t have room for things.
Actually, make that £25k - some other poor devil can landscape the garden for me.
We don’t do Christmas gifts because if we want something we generally just buy it for ourselves.
Instead we book a long weekend away over xmas/new year in a quiet Scottish lodge with a hot tub. We think the greatest gift of all is piece and quiet from our usual hectic lives.
A blowjob.
Doesn’t matter the question, the answer is a blowjob.
Ooo good question ![]()
I will take love and happiness. I’m not greedy ![]()
Okay, maybe a little ![]()
Will have to give it some thought.
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A week away from the kids - just me and my man and a bag of toys
A new right hip.
A house! But I don’t think that’ll fit under the tree, so a bottle of my favourite perfume…and a bag of chocolate coins!
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