As far as I’ve searched most related threads are general things. This one’s meant to be more specific.
As the title suggests, what’s the most awkward moment you’ve found yourself in? Be it yourself, or were in.
The way my story goes is:
After a night of going a little overboard with drinking at a friend’s house, we all crashed out. I remember I fell asleep alone… though when i woke up half cut as a mf, there were two others beside me on the bed; I was about to get up but then I realized they were slowly going at it… I moved pretty slow like I was shifting and “fell” off the bed. I then slowly wormed my way out the door; and by the time I got to the door, they were just going at it.
I found my friend downstairs and we just gave each other an awkward smile given we could hear what was going on upstairs. I said they were lucky because at least they weren’t right beside it……
Okay, now that I’ve gotten the go ahead from my ex SO (we ended on good terms), here’s another incident that has happened. And I’ll preface that everyone was of age at the time, we were both 24, and my youngest sibling was nearly 21.
My SO (bottom) and I (top) were just about to get down and dirty. I just started slowly moving after doing that enter & park warmup… the one time, the absolute one time I forget to lock the door, my sibling walks in on us.
My sibling just staring wide eyed & jaw dropped slowly backing out while not looking away, and my SO just frantically trying to hide their head under the pillows and blankets; and I’m just there like a deer in headlights looking back and fourth between the two.
After my sibling left and closed the door, I just burst out laughing at the whole situation while saying: “damn, I think we just traumatized my baby brother…” my SO on the other hand didn’t laugh at it until a couple weeks after and until I reenacted the way my sibling looked. It also took about a month and a half for the awkwardness to go away between my sibling and I.
A good few years ago, me and my partner had a weekend away at the seaside and went wandering in the sand dunes away from the crowds where it seemed isolated.
We sat down for a bit and one thing led to another, both got horny, pulled down our jeans and started having some mutual fun - then a dog came bounding over the hill and ran straight up to us to be stroked!
We quickly pulled up our jeans, but don’t think we were quite quick enough for the elderly guy to come humping over the hill to find out what his dog was up to! He just called his dog to him, stared at us for a few seconds then rambled off.
We just looked at each other, red-faced, then burst into laughter!
We were playing with one another, It was time for me to put my penis IN. I kealt between her legs, she opened her vagina. As I moved in, I came all over her! I couldn’t help it. Once I calmed down, I inserted my penis and humped till I was too soft. Later on, we tried again - I did fine and never had that happen again. I was barely 19 years old.
My most awkward moment was (many) years ago at Uni.
I’d gone back to this guy’s accommodation who used to go out with one of my friends, They had only split up a few days before. I was a bit worried about it in case she would find out, but I really fancied him so I went anyway.
After a great night’s bonking we were sitting in the kitchen having coffee when in walked one of his flatmates with my friend in tow - they had been at it all night too!
The hatred in her eyes directed at both of us was pretty intense, we were never really friends after that!
Having sex with a female friend, fully nude, on an outdoor loading dock and noticing a cctv camera after we finished. Talk about being caught with your pants down.
Thank you virtual memories. Totally forgot about that…
Some half a decade ago, I forgot my window was wide open while poking my fun buttons at night… when I was about 3/4 of way with finishing, I heard the sound of someone vigorously beating their meat and panting. I said: “eeesh, awuss with you! This is my fun zone, not yours!”
Translation: awuss meaning be gone / get lost / go away.
The sounds stopped, and I heard steps jogging away…. I got up, closed the window, and proceeded finish; I don’t blame them for doing what they did, it’s my fault for forgetting to take the time to ensure things. Must’ve been walking by or something because I wasn’t particularly loud, but not exactly quiet either…
not to mention the house I lived in at the time was situated in a pretty stupid location where you could hear muffled sounds while being on the road.
