Nothing illegal what mischeif would ypu like to do that would get you locked up …
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Recently like to get a 9v square battrty and pop the teminals on someones horseshoe nose ring and see what happens …
Same shock as licking the battery ???
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This might veer on illegal so I’ll only ever do it in my head, but I would dearly love to drive either a tank or a monster truck up and down my road and destroy all of the vehicles that park inconsiderately.
Oh the satisfaction that would give me! 
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Love it
Sorry, I’m thoroughly confused - something that isn’t illegal that would get me locked up?
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Very tame but every time I see one of those emergency stop buttons on an escalator (or anything for that matter) I really want to push it 
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Won’t get me locked up, but it’s something I have done many times…in a shop if there’s something clockwork or electronic that makes a noise or plays music, i will set multiple one’s off then walk away innocently! 
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I’d like one of those James Bond style trapdoors on my driveway for the annoying gits who press the doorbell repeatedly and bang on the door like there’s some kind of emergency, just to enquire about tarmacing the drive or cleaning the gutters. With the press of a button the trapdoor opens and they go shooting off down a tunnel to God knows where!
Obviously this is just a warped fantasy of mine that is never going to happen because it definitely would get me locked up!
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Had a couple of satisfying events with Jehovah’s Witnesses knocking my door. Used to have a “Give Blood” sticker in the porch window which seemed t9 deter them!
But prior to that i opened the door wearing an Iron Maiden Number of the Beast t-shirt. When they asked if i was interested i pointed to the artwork on the front and said “what do you think”? 
On another occasion they showed me a pamphlet with a cover with an African plain, with lions, sheep, black and white children on it.
They asked if i’d like to live in a world like that?
With a straight face i replied “Not really, cos the lions would eat the kids”
They just turned and walked away!
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Kinda wondered where that was going!
I’d wanna take it a step further and see if putting one point on the nose ring and then the other on either a penis ring or nipple piercing would close the circuit and zap them 
but if they was to wear rubber boots would it stop any zapping!
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