BLUMPKIN!!!! has anyone done it

not something i'd want to try 

Dear God no! I'm all for trying new things but I'd really draw the line at this.

Nope, the smell of poo makes me gag, esp if it's someone else's. I'd run away and have a very long shower with lots of nice smelling things!

Lovebirds_x wrote:

What happens when you strain and a lil pee comes out?? lol!

HAHAHA!

But yep, I agree- each to their own, but nope- that is totally gross. Toilets and sex do not mix in my opinion!

lou.18.88 wrote:

my partner said about those

I don't want to be nosey, but I think this rather begs the question...

No, I haven't done it. I don't even like people talking to me while I'm pooing.

I can't imagine this working!! Dunno if anyone else agrees but I find ladies are much more adept at the speed/stealth poop, where it's all over in under five minutes, whereas the guys seem to prefer an explosive 45 minute-long apoocalypse (just my observations lol). It'd be kind of distracting if I was going down on my partner and hearing all his ungodly toots and smelling those ungodly smells!!! Hahaha but I've heard it ticks the boxes for prostate stimulation so I can sooort of see the appeal...

Hahahahaha!

Oh my god this has made me laugh so much!

As everyone has said, each to their own but......EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW!!! NO, NO WAY, NEVER!!! JUST NASTY!!!! :-$

Subdom27 wrote:

I guess it might appeal to people who are into scat porn, or ultimate degredation?😁

But would they call it 'blumpkin'? Can you imagine the tough guy ordering the underling to 'Blumpkin me!'? ![](upload://ez5kOkpKXRZOxjavAURYmQxVTau.gif)

Until proven otherwise, I'm going with the theory that someone's trolling Urban Dictionary.

rose hip wrote:

Subdom27 wrote:

I guess it might appeal to people who are into scat porn, or ultimate degredation?😁

But would they call it 'blumpkin'? Can you imagine the tough guy ordering the underling to 'Blumpkin me!'? ![](upload://ez5kOkpKXRZOxjavAURYmQxVTau.gif)

Until proven otherwise, I'm going with the theory that someone's trolling Urban Dictionary.

That's a very good point, rose! It sounds more like a cute kids TV character!

You learn something new everyday,lol but I'm not gonna try it

You learn something new everyday,lol but I'm not gonna try it

I wouldn't want to recieve it :P But... being the one not sitting on the toilet, if a toilet is used at all lol, would be interesting. You could also throw an enema or douche in there for added fun.

sorry shud hav said were nt going to b doing it but when he said the name i just wanted to know if there is ppl who do it and what they enjoy bout it..... i mean this forum is to disscuss all sexual thing with no one knowing u.

Never heard of it before today, thanks for the definition Subdom! Each to their own, but for me personally, euuurrrgggghhh no!! Noooo! Just bleurrgghh no! The smell of poo makes me heave :/

I think this is something only a small amount of people would be into personally, particilarly those who read the forum. It's not something I'd do, however as a Femdomme, I have found that a lot of men are into doing similar things to women whilst they are oing to the loo. I must admit, the request for scat play has always been a lot more than I ever expected, from those wanting to lick poo, to even those being loo roll stands and simply just watching a woman go. I've always thought that it is popular as going to the loo is a private thing normally, so it increases the desire to be around someone during such a private moment. Also another food for thought is that, many are use to being brought up being able to be in the same room as their families members whent hey are going to the loo (mostly parents, but siblings sharing the loo isn't uncommon so I hear), but then when they reach adulthood and move into new relationships this is stripped away, making them desire for this habit / routine once again in other ways when they can get it. Of course theres the normal taboo theories too.

As I know very few male Doms who are into scat, and their female submissives into it, I think this would mostly be used to humilate the submissive if done. I can think of a few male Doms with male subs who'd be more likely to take part in this though.

Out of all of this I think the thing that most interestws me is the name! And now I'm wondering what next strange and interesting sexual act I'll be hearing here, with such a strange yet cute-ish name, whether it's extreme or not.

If this freaks people out really don't look up a alabama hot pocket on there.

Wow, VA. That certainly trumps a Blumpkin!

"the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)"

Subdom27 wrote:

Wow, VA. That certainly trumps a Blumpkin!

"the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)"

Oh no, that's even worse !

Subdom27 wrote:

Wow, VA. That certainly trumps a Blumpkin!

"the art of seperating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and possibly having sex with it afterwards)"

No thanks, never ever ever !