With all the talk of fucking your own arse, it came to mind how many people can suck their own cocks. When I was young,more flexible and didn’t have a belly i could just touch my helmet with my tongue, that’s the best it got.
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If I could, I wouldn’t leave the house! I’m off out to work in half an hour though, so that probably answers your question.
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Used to be able to lick the tip. Not a chance in hell now with the dad bod and lack of flexibility. Was so close to getting it in my mouth, but it involved some serious stretching which couldn’t have been good for the spine
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@paulsballs
It’s called Autofellatio! I wish that I could!
But I’m not flexible enough and I have an average sized penis. So sad.
Not even in my best day .. tried but failed.
The only method that truly works is laying on your back and put your feet on the wall, slowly walk down the wall with an erection and if your lucky enough you can get the tip
I managed it once but more chance of me growing a money tree now, it’s been 20 years and 3 kids later, I’m not anywhere near as flexible 
my dad bod is officially here for the foreseeable
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As others , when a younger body builder I twice had my helmet just in . If I could it would give me a full time job , retired . Always thought " what if people were as flexible as a cat ? " . Now one or the other would have to be detached to make it happen , which would reduce the enjoyment . Now if I could increase my 6" to 18" , that would work .
When I was young and bendy I could just about give it a lick. And when you can, you do.
Until one day you can’t and you’re more afraid of being discovered, stuck in that position.
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Same! I could just touch my foreskin if I stretched it enough 
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Good skills!! you never know when you might need them….
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always useful in single life 
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Proper self help!!
I’ve never been particularly flexible so I’ve never even given it a fair faith effort. But I have been doing yoga regularly for about the last year to help with mobility and injury prevention as I’m not a spring chicken anymore. I should give it a try sometime, but I’m still not particularly flexible, or long. I would guess that if I tried I’d still be about 5 inches short. Part of the challenge would be that I think the hip hinge tightens all the tendons (?) that tie into the penis and so it “retracts” a bit when bending at the hips regardless of flexibility. But now you’ve got me wondering…
I get a feeling that there may be a few strains this weekend…be careful chaps…
barely!
If I had one I would certainly try!