Hey Guys & Gals
Following the success of Lucy's challenge thread, I thought I'd try one of my own...
I've set myself a challenge - I need a blow job, if you can give me an honest speedy sucking then let me know...
Sum Sub
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Disclaimer
This is a post made in jest and not a solicitation for actual sexual relations of any type.
You should just bite him then amanda :P I did that to my OH once when he used to hold my head and push which was annoyin and he stopped.... although then he decided he liked a gentle biting x
Hi Subby, we have a Dyson DC 14 animal it will give you a good sucking. Honestly.
Cut a big plug hole in your bath, fill it up with water, pull the plug out, stick your cock in the plug hole, you'll feel some seriously strong suction.
flaneur wrote:
Cut a big plug hole in your bath, fill it up with water, pull the plug out, stick your cock in the plug hole, you'll feel some seriously strong suction.
Yes agreed but if you put your mouth over the over flow holes , normally where the plug chain is attached. Make a seal with you mouth and blow it releases your balls in a flurry of bubbles. Or I think it should , honestly I've never tried it but I might now.
amandammmm wrote:
My Dyson won't even suck up a spider!!! :O
Filters luv, it your filters. New un's or give your old un's a shake or oover wiv some else's oover. Rite as rain I'll see.
Is Misstress busy Subby? I think you need a telling off for being so abrupt!
Gentle giant wrote:
Make a seal with you mouth and blow it releases your balls in a flurry of bubbles. Or I think it should , honestly I've never tried it but I might now.
Keep your phone or laptop near when you try it. That way you can let us know what happens if you get stuck.
What language even is this? :oGentle giant wrote:
amandammmm wrote:
My Dyson won't even suck up a spider!!! :O
Filters luv, it your filters. New un's or give your old un's a shake or oover wiv some else's oover. Rite as rain I'll see.
flaneur wrote:
Gentle giant wrote:
Make a seal with you mouth and blow it releases your balls in a flurry of bubbles. Or I think it should , honestly I've never tried it but I might now.
Keep your phone or laptop near when you try it. That way you can let us know what happens if you get stuck.
My guess is you will end up with a ball bag like a cows udders.
@ Sum Sub, I understood that!! ....is that a good thing or bad :S x
sub I'd offer but I've just got to er think of a good lie to tell you to get out of doing it *sits looking confident phew I think I got away with it*
Aw, no can do Sub, I'm a blowjob free zone until my teeth get fixed next wednesday. Any ideas on what excuse I can use not to do them after that? OH is being a total pain and does not deserve them anyway, lol.
LadyS wrote:
Aw, no can do Sub, I'm a blowjob free zone until my teeth get fixed next wednesday. Any ideas on what excuse I can use not to do them after that? OH is being a total pain and does not deserve them anyway, lol.
Say you got tonsillitis from an infection after having your teeth sorted :D
Good idea Kinky, that can keep me going for a little while, until he starts behaving or more likely until i can find another excuse, lol
LadyS wrote:
Aw, no can do Sub, I'm a blowjob free zone until my teeth get fixed next wednesday. Any ideas on what excuse I can use not to do them after that? OH is being a total pain and does not deserve them anyway, lol.
Tell him that due to having your teeth done you now have acute dental phobia and his Willy reminds you of the dentist tooth pick.
This will probably get you off having to give a BJ and all so probably having to talk to him for a while too.
lol GG, that is the second time today you've made me laugh out loud :)
I love this thread. Thank you for making me smile after a long day.
Thought I'd try a spot of self sucky f*cky
Lol... If you can suck it on your own... You don't need our help!!😂
Brings to mind the question.. " why do dogs lick their balls all the time..... Because they can!!"