Wasn't sure whether to put this in the "off topic" section or here.
We, that is me and the girls at work, have been talking, like you do and were wondering what would people put on top of a LH Christmas tree, instead of the usual star, angel etc. It has to be a sex toy.
It's amazing what we talk about at work!!! LOL
Hubby's ceramix butt plug. It's stripy and colourful plus it's got a hole in the bottom so it'd sit easily on the tree Haha
Not sure how a sex toy would stay out up there! Maybe a vibrating dildo (bullet in the base Tantus style) so then you can replace the Bullet with tree? Or a male masturbator like the O Force might work!
A magic wand, for a magical Xmas
A Red Lovehoney Feather Tickler held on with Cock Rings.
Change the baubles for, Jiggle Balls, Love Eggs and Anal Beads, all tied up with Bondage Tape
I can't think of anything that would stay on better than a male masturbator/stroker.. If you were going with the realistic looking ones you could alternate too!
I can't put an image on here but try searching Google images for "butt plug Christmas tree" . The images of a tree in Paris make me laugh! I imagine a Lovehoney tree like that.
Rimmer57 wrote:
A Red Lovehoney Feather Tickler held on with Cock Rings.
Change the baubles for, Jiggle Balls, Love Eggs and Anal Beads, all tied up with Bondage Tape
good idea
I think we should put a cock ring at the base, that would keep it nice upright!
BigBikeGuy wrote:
I think we should put a cock ring at the base, that would keep it nice upright!
Haha, like that one. No drooping or wilting then.
Some fab ideas here.
Oooohhhh I love this idea! I'd wrap a pair of leather wrist cuffs round the top of my tree ^_^
I already have little masquerade masks to go all over the tree (silver & glittery, inspired by 50 Shades of Grey) ^_^
You guys can't be serious surely ?. What happens if family or unexpected visitors pop round over the festive period it does happen ?
A tunnel butt plug x
We couldn't possibly live without our toys for the whole festive season! 😮 think we will stick to the tradition get up lol x
Jewelled clit clamps, feathered nipple clamps and glittery nipple pasties would look awesome, lol
Bwahaha, What a fantastic idea.
I would have a classy tree, with feather ticklers and cute riding crops laid around like tinsel, jiggle balls, nipple clamps and glass butt plugs as the decorations, top it off with some hanging cards such as IOU fetish cards and then on the top our lord and saviour - a cute tail butt plug :)