Clone/Cum-a-willy

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Today while trying to be romantic for valentines… i fucked up.

Its a slightly long one, TLDR: i came in my clone-a-willy kit while trying to use it, now its wasted?

While we arnt getting ‘gifts’ this year i decided it would be a sexy/fun gift to give my mrs a clone-a-willy kit, especially thought this would be nice with my ‘current’ penis as due to a circumcision later this year…

So i buy the kit, im off work most this week (man flu!) so prime time to do it while shes away at work!

I read the instructions, online and twice with the leaflet, very important the water is at 32deg. So i somewhat boil the kettle and leave the little temperature gauge inside the jug with the hot water so i can watch it slowly drop the the correct temp.

Now the (seemingly) fun part? Just get hard. Easy for some you might say… apparently not for me anymore! Im luckly enough to have regular sex with my partner, so in turn… i dont really ever feel a need to masturbate solo anymore. So this was a new challenge… My penis (without telling me) is now apparently hard-coded to getting hard to my Mrs only it would seem! I tried my sexy bondage clothing on, i had my some very attactive ladies on the laptop trying to assist me, cock rings, penis pump and butt plugs with plenty of lube to hand (excuse the pun)

I managed to get a good hard erection going, but time was not on my side, as i still had time to kill due to the temp needing to come down still for the mixture… so i carried on watching porn and having a little pump and play… i was basically hard for a little big then would go fairly quickly, this was in waves while i waited for the water temp to be correct.

Then came the time when the water was the correct temp and it was time to mix (45second mix with powder, then put your willy in for 1-2 mins!) I poured the mixture into the water and began mixing hard, just as my own willy was deciding to go soft. So while mixing with one hard i vigioursly used the other to ‘get hard’ again.

It was the best it was going to be in terms of mixture (lumpy, but acceptable) i poured it into the sleeve ready for my penis, gave it a second, while still just finishing off vigioursly wanking, then JUST as i was about to put my near-as-dammit hard penis into the sleeve… the lovely girl on the internet decided to (atleast pretend) to cum… This seeminly in-turn made me cum, just as i was putting my penis into the mould.

So i came into the just perfrectly timed mix with my quickly deflating penis.

I can see there is an OK mould of my somewhat hard penis left in this kit, along with a small puddle of ‘me’ at the tip.

Now i need to buy a new clone-a-willy molding powder and admit my mistakes to my partner in hopes she’ll aid me next time. so much for the supprise!

Useless romantic fellow men of this forum, please learn from my mistakes.

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:rofl: I’m so sorry, I had to laugh! Wonderfully told.

If it’s any consolation, it’s far easier (and will be much more fun) with your Mrs’ help. My OH bought one for us for Christmas a few years back and it was absolute hilarity making it on Boxing Day. Turned out really well too, which was a bonus. The making of it is a brilliant thing to do together.

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I’ve thought about buying a kit a few times but my feeling is that I would have exactly the same problem.

Whilst I can get an erection by various means I seriously doubt that I could maintain it for long enough when my penis was immersed in lukewarm gloop.

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The kit is fraught with issues, it would be interesting to run a poll of the numbers purchased, the numbers used and the number of successful outcomes. I reckon the success rate will be around 30%.

The moulding mixture is so unforgiving.

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In all fairness (for me atleast) i was very exact with the mould, temps and mixing

It has effectively worked, it is setting and held well.

It just has my semen in it… which i dont imagine is doing wonders for setting or would look nice, even in a glow in the dark colouring later, waiting for the other half to come home, explain myself and endure the mocking

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Sounds like you gave it your best shot lol :smirk:
Ironically when doing things like that what demands your willy to do what it’s meant to do, it never usually plays out right :sweat_smile:

Maybe the key is to take a viagra pill or something what will make it hard without effort?!

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I’ve had numerous attempts of using this kit in the past to clone my willy and none were successful! We gave up in the end!

The original kit from LH included a free cock ring from LH, but at that point I had never used one before. Despite my Wife helping me and our best efforts either I went soft too quickly or the liquid set too fast!

I wanted to use the clone for double penetratrtion but me Wife wasnt keen so we gave up!

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We did one a few years ago. I brought as a gift recommend doing it as a couple we did it together as it was good fun and made us laugh but very handy having mrs j to keep my little fella hard when in the mold .and didn’t even notice i had a slight bend in it until we did this and sore the finished article :joy:.

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That was brilliantly told :rofl: well done
Definitely do it with your wife, the fun has to be part of the gift! And get a cock ring to keep you in place.

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Oh bless you. That’s made me giggle :face_with_hand_over_mouth:. Beautifully told.

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I"m with @Peitho on this one. I really feel for all the effort you put into this but did find the outcome pretty funny.

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Sorry to hear about your issue!
On a plus note, have you seen the “Help I sexted my boss” clone a willy podcast with Jordan & William!
Not sure if the story is fake or real but it’s quite amusing!

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Don’t worry pal, laugh and move on :joy:

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If you only need the moulding material it’s just ‘alginate’. Can get big bags of it on a certain auction site that will give you a few goes.

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Always fancied this kit. But reviews are hit and miss. Now I see why. Good effort and a great story told great