TB - do you have a link for the chinese?
Links -sorry can't do !
TB
ok, no prob, thanx anyway tb
If you're too cheap to buy a cock ring you could always ask the postman for a couple of those red bands hanging from their bike (and I don't mean their OH).
Wrap one of them buggers round the base of your spam spear & tha pommel end will swell up like John Merricks thumb!
Isn't that stretching things a bit far Mucky ha ha.
TB